As long as the locks hold they can't get out.

JEFFERY NOOOO-

Rules written 200 years ago by farmers were meant to be broken.

Education has evolved. Students' needs have evolved. Our children do not need rote repetition and mechanical emotions.

Four-day works weeks are a success. Our efficiencies should match our time off. Pure Capitalism is failing 99% of the country.

The Puritans may have been here first, but many more came after them with better ideas.

When we end Puritanical endlessness, we end the robotic dystopia and start to live.

The real reason we still do this is Capitalism and exploitation of the working class go hand in hand. Control, cruelty, and conformity are all the point.

we're still talking about oct 7 like they really won't let it go

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair

This is an art piece by Rick Gibson, and yes, it works.

It was placed in different nightclubs for a total of three days, and over 1,200 people decided to pay to use it

for a nickel??! don't mind if I AUGH!

The devil works hard but the Hollywood propaganda machine and the White liberals who take part in it work harder.

Oh but hold on, it gets worse:

I cannot stress how utterly disgusting it is that a White man literally possesses the rights to MLK's speeches.

White liberals ain't shit.

- mod sodapop

The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

Make sure I fit in the pot at least.

Shorter pasta could definitely fit on a store shelf. Longer pasta however...

Free yourself of corporate interests and demand comically and inconviently long pasta

Pasta so long it can't fit in your car and you gotta tie it to the roof. Pasta so long you gotta cook it outside because your ceiling is too low.

I think space filling pasta would be the best of all worlds. Easy to fit on shelves, long, and fits in the pot without breaking!

Good luck manufacturing it, but I think it could be done by extrusion and chopping, but I don't know if it'd be spaghetti still

Something like this?

But in a little over 4 months it's gonna be m

‘subeaux:

What do any of you know of my Palestine? Of the late night queer parties in Ramallah? Of raves held in biblically aged buildings? Of lesbians in hijabs, of gay men in hoop earrings, of trans Palestinians dancing with joyful abandon?

We fear Israel first, before our families, always.

We're 100 times more likely to die at the hands of an Israeli gun or bomb than by western propagandized ideas of honor killings.

I've seen White Christian Americans wish their child be dead rather than gay. (1/2)

subeaux:

it's only Israel that weaponizes the homophobia that Queer people all over the world of all religions experience to justify murdering Palestinians of all kinds, young and old, Christian and Muslim, Queer and Straight.’

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!

i redrew an old anim i did of some guys taking a post-patrol nap

dickie is gonna get in trouble for wearing boots on the antique chaise lounge. no one tell alfred

I actually… love this

i once wrote an entire academic paper with the central thesis of ‘everyone is kind of a dick to Data and it honestly kinda reflect how people treat neurodiverse people, which is also why we neurodiverse people relate to him so hard’

the original post was missing a line, so here’s the full poem!!

His poetry is good. Fight me.

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS

“AN ODE TO SPOT” IS FREAKING GENIUS FIGHT ME

I really love Gravity Falls and time to time do some stuff :3

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

and if anyone’s wondering, the man (from Cecilia, Kentucky, USA) had emptied a broken deer feeder full of accidentally fermented corn into a field where no animals were supposed to be. the pigs broke out of their pen, got into the corn, and the one you see here seriously overindulged

they observed her overnight and got Animal Control to do a check-up on her. she’s fine

so yes, you you can enjoy the video without worrying about Drunk Pig

source

So glad to hear she’s just drunk off her… whatever you call a pig ass. Haunches?