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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
shitpost number 5 thousand
BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"
Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It's not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I'd like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure
Dom, holding a pen and notebook: Yeah okay
sub: can you drug me and perform fucked up surgeries on my unconscious body without telling what you did
dom:
Most attractive aspect of a woman?
Physically larger than me
Is this what I get for being open and honest
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One of the members of a discord I am in shared this photo of these lil guys that were rescued from a locker room (I asked to share this photo they were cool with it).
todays birds are this married couple
Jack Black did more of Hit Me Baby One More Time, and I am living for this.
BABYYYYYY I DIDNT KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO FALL IN LOVE TODAY
i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs
TWO??? Having a private jet at all is bad enough on its own but why the fuck does she need two of them???
Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone
so many queer ppl will be like "deviating from social norms is part of who we are" and then gleefully participate in fatphobia/diet culture and nearly make being skinny an entire ideology and identity
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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window
200 Days of genocide. I don't know for how long it will last but all i know the world must stop them we are so tired of killing and displaced & hunger & fear of losing your beloved and unknown future. That's enough what they want more?
