feeling so hamburger helpless
Link as as character is… so funny to me. He’s the hero of legend. he’s just a guy. he’s literally a child. he’s a tired adult. he helps people around hyrule with chores. he’s a cryptid who hasn’t had real human contact for months. He wields legendary weapons unlike anything the world has ever seen. He will kill you with a stick and two seeds. He can run for miles. he gets exhausted after 5 seconds of sprinting. He is bisexual. He is transmasc. he is transfem. he doesn’t know what a gender is.
hot take: silent hills PT was literally a masterpiece of horror and i am still, two years later, fucking ASTOUNDED by every aspect of it like it is a damn TRAGEDY that it was cancelled because Kojima did more with one (1) hallway than 45768689 horror franchises did in their entire runs and thats just the tea
i posted this in 2018 and just rewatched a lets play 4 years later and i did not know that in 2019 they found out that the player model for lisa (the ghost of the woman who was killed) constantly tails very closely behind you for the entire game from the moment you pick up the flashlight and all the sound effects and voiceovers emanate from her, which is why everything sounds so close and intense lmao. dudes just keep pulling fast ones on us with that bad boy
Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.
The red-winged blackbird’s song is deeply comforting and familiar it’s like walking into the marsh and hearing an old friend
why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳
kind of a milf. reblog
Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’
can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls
Todd please.
Todd I'mma need you to confirm that this isn't "The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim But That One Tree Is Different" before I get hyped.
Did you know 10 out of 12 emperors in the Western Han dynasty were confirmed bisexual by historical records?
Well, it’s true! And here’s a video I made about all the tea I could find on their male favorites 👀
absolutely love the energy of the Hellraiser behind the scenes pics