What

I was expecting some kind of explanation at the bottom and I just…

his poop wifi

Bitch someone said jimmy neutron’s mom look like Faith Evans

I can’t fckin breatthhhee

she’s gonna get flagged

who

the nipple reading this

y’all: here’s some alternatives to tumblr in case the site get merked on dec 17th

me:

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

Hey I’m having an aneurism

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

…drittney?

it’s drittney bitch

it’s drittney ditch

Me when I crawl through the thick underbrush of the local woods and come across a live unexploded landmine

What the fuck sort of life do you live

i live in europe

y'all gotta stop getting mad when normal people think you’re fucking weird and awful for yanking your dick to pedophilia, incest, etc;

‘im coping’

there’s room for one pink doctor fuck in this town and it’s me.

as for you, doctor porker

i diagnose you with dead

Try me.

a deleted scene from the 2001 spongebob episode “just one bite.” it was cut from future airings due to complaints that it was too violent. 

THIS ACTUALY HAPPENED! I THOUGHT I FUCKING MADE THIS SHIT UP IN A DREAM OR SOME FUCKING SHIT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!

But nobody ever asks what it did to him.

Remember to-a always speak a-your mind!!

 I eat cereal with water

Let dogs and cats sniff… Just let them fhcnking sniff… They love it

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh