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ratatouille went so hard and it didn’t even have to
this is a kid’s movie about a rat who wants to be a chef and i feel like i’ve just been flayed bald
and don’t even get me STARTED on the score composed by john fucking williams
somebody once told me the world was gonna
end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house
i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
Anyway how’s your afternoon, I thought we owned fancy brown sugar and proceeded to fucking destroy my coffee
if you have ever suffered from…
• depression
• anxiety
• eating disorder
• self-harm
• ocd
• bipolar
• feelings of guilt and hopelessness
• suicidal thoughts
can you please reblog to show support for people who also suffer.
you are not alone.
technology related sensory memories from my childhood
The heaviness and rubber texture of the roller ball in a computer mouse, and the little ring of lint
Unkinking the curly cord of a telephone while you talked
The -peww sound and slowly fading image of a crt monitor turning off, and then running your finger through the static on the dusty glass
The crunch of opening or closing a plastic Disney vhs cover
The sound effects in kidpix
Extending and collapsing metal antennas and using them as magic wands
…God, it is so weird these things aren’t around any more. Cause it’s true, the sensations are so distinct. It’s bizarre to think about missing these tiny relics.
winding a cassette tape with a pencil
an actual typewriter
holding the pause/play button halfway down so it’d fast-forward a cassette tape and make it sound like the chipmunks
When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”
When your hair is fine and straight there’s a fine line between “sleek and elegant” and “weasel dipped in grease”
When you’re hair is thick there’s a fine line between “gorgeous vibrant bounce” and “holy fuck it’s Hagrid”
G was def. receiving the suck lol
This is wild
he deserves it
A tale as old as time
I’m a fucking sucker for “gentle giant” characters like theres nothing better than seeing a character who could crush you but is also a fucking sweatheart
my friend’s four-year-old son wouldn’t go to sleep because he wanted to keep looking at the stars and she tried to bribe him with a piece of chocolate and he just said “would you rather get a reward or be happy” and turned back to the window
Oh my… God?
nervous
more nervous than before
Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU
less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)
We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!
coming out
g… go back in
coming out more
oh
100% stealth
“I also think it’s weird in movies, when someone has amnesia, and they wake up in the hospital, a lot of times surrounded by friends and family, but when they open their eyes they go ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’ because that’s not how you act when you don’t recognize somebody. That’s very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didn’t recognize you went ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’. I always try to be really polite in life, so if I had amnesia, you’d never know it! I’d wake up and they’d be like ‘Hi John, we’re so happy you’re awake’ and I’d just be like, ‘Oh, hey man… How’s it going? Oh hey dude, nice to see you again’ because that’s how you act when you can tell that someone recognizes you and you have no fucking clue who they are.”
— John Mulaney
Excellent point.
John Mulaney woke up with amnesia once and never told anyone because he was too worried about being rude
Seen in my school’s bathroom
confirmed
I’m convinced
A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.
Bog mummy take the wheel
