Get 'em, Tibbers!

i hate when u are being a fun and zesty texter and the other person is a slice of damp bread i cant carry this conversation alone i have very little upper body strength

I’m the damp bread.

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This is oddly satisfying.

i hate ppl who get personally offended when im in a bad mood like im not mad at u susan im mad at the world

They’re watching ‘The Aristocats’ (probably). (photo by Anya Yukhtina)

petflix and chill

where can i buy this hoodie???

That mood when ????? Shrug emoticon but less of a lopsided smile and more :/

¯\_( :/ )_/¯

When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

What the fuck is an Islamic beard

The beard prays five times a day and goes to Mosque every Friday.

Also it only catches crumbs that are Halal.

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task

how CUTE