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@supahbeefcakes / supahbeefcakes.tumblr.com

30+. old as FUK. Minors DNI. The personal blog of ol' Beefy, aka some cat-loving wine-guzzling eyebitch who spends too much time on the internet. Here I'll post things that I draw and many more things that I didn't draw. I track #supahbeefcakes. art tag: #artsybeef twitter: @SupahBeefCakes--------------------------------
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for those intimidated by my commission prices, i'm open to discussing Pay What You Want commissions starting at $30. The price dictates the scope & amount of time spent on the piece. They'll be sloppier but more affordable!

hmu if you're interested and we can try to work something out.

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I have grown immediately obsessed with the whole “Wonka Experience” debacle, and I’ve seen questions about “the Unknown” (the person in the mask who comes out from behind the mirror)

The Unknown was created by the ai that wrote the scripts for the actors in the event (for lack of a better term.) It’s all explained in a TikTok posted by the actor who played Wonka.

There are more parts to the Wonka actor’s interview with even more information on his whole experience, which you can watch on his TikTok (I’m not trying to steal attention from the op). Though I do want to give him kudos for staying purely to try to give the kids a fun time regardless.

Anyway, this entire situation is. So fucking funny. (Aside from the fact that this was a scam)

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A Willy Wonka pop-up event in Glasgow had attendees calling the police after they paid £35 and the event didn’t deliver what was promised.

Event goers were promised a whimsical adventure all themed around something Willy Wonka might create in his factory.

The keen-eyed amongst you might have noticed something a little bit…wrong.

Imagnation Lab. Encherining Entertainment. Catgacating. Live perforrmances. Cartchy tunes. Exarserdray lollipops. And my favourite “A pasadise of sweets teats”

But what did the event actually look like? WELL.

Feel like the marketing team got a bit carried away.

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amidalleia

so because i don’t feel like doing my job today, i started looking deeper into this and i am obsessed

i know that the “any resemblance is coincidental” spiel is a typical legal disclaimer, but it’s definitely a bold claim for this company to make when they previously marketed this event as being specifically wonka-themed

it makes sense that they wouldn’t know how trademarks work, though (neither of these are trademarked)

let’s take a look at the “house of illuminati”’s website…

hm, there’s no reference to any knock-off harry potter events on their website. let’s google lens that crusty jpeg

somehow i doubt this real event in florida is related

but what events DO they put on?

no specifics, a lot of vague catchy wording, coupled with AI art. great sign.

no i will not “imagine a secrete of clamdiciret luxury” in any of your undisclosed locations, thank you

there’s way more to unpack but mobile has a 10-picture limit, stay tuned

sorry for the poor visibility on some of these screenshots, my phone is also refusing to allow me to alt-text or copy-paste anything into the post, so that will have to wait till i get home. but let’s continue:

every picture on their website (with seemingly one exception) is either stolen or AI-generated (aka stolen with extra steps)

this is the only one that…….wait.

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that’s an awful lot of glasses for a table setting. yeah, this one’s almost certainly AI, too.

using a shitty picture stolen from a licensed halloween costume listing to advertise is also very funny

(their mobile website is also a pain in the ass to navigate and read)

several of their blog posts (all of which they bulk posted in batches on December 4th, 12th, and 16th of 2023) also have this placeholder text at the bottom:

kinda hard to show pictures of an event in progress when you haven’t hosted any events

“this event is gonna be terrible for your shitty toddlers. please bring them.”

their shitty AI art promo pics in all their glory

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someone help these poor people morphing into instruments :(

“ok yes it sucked and i’m sorry but you cannot deny we put on an event. an event happened. that counts for something”

ah of course, if only the holographic paper had arrived on time. that would’ve fixed everything

this cardboard sign might be the company’s only original asset

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Anonymous asked:

What were early 2000's webcomics like?

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. Kids who grew up in the 90s manga boom weren’t old enough to get scanners and the like, so the first webcomics were Newspaper comics based on nerdy things.

Like General Protection Fault, which was an even nerdier version of Dilbert. 

And, of course, 1999′s Penny Arcade. Penny Arcade’s success would inspire a million “two dudes on a couch playing video games” clones.

A dude saw Penny Arcade and convinced his artist friend to make a comic with him. He wanted a standard 4-panel comic just like in the newspaper. But his friend was a huge weeb, and wanted to have four vertical panels like in Japanese 4koma comics. So they found a compromise format and started a comic in 2000.

Megatokyo had a lot of video game jokes early on, but quickly morphed into being about anime stuff, which happened to be pretty popular. In lieu of video game jokes, it introduced some light sex humor, a woman with huge boobs who wanted to fuck the gamer dude, and a sentient android that everyone accepted as normal because it was a silly comic and a lot of early-2000s internet humor tended towards randomness.

So you had these two really popular webcomics with elements that had obvious appeal: Dudes on a couch playing video games, sexy chicks with huge boobs who wanted to bang the MC, robots, and a weird square format that happened to be easier to read at lower resolutions. But could these elements be combined? One man dared to dream they could. And in 2002 he made his dream a reality

Given what a joke it’s rightfully since become, I feel the need to emphasize that CAD was one of the big early webcomics, and helped inspire it’s own share of imitators. It’s probably fair to say that it was more influential than even Penny Arcade, in that it had more elements that could be slavishly copied and passed around.

(If you ever wondered why it took so long for anyone in Questionable Content to acknowledge the weirdness of all the robots, it’s because random unexplained robots were really popular in webcomics in the early 2000s)

Meanwhile, it its own little isolated corner of the internet, Bob and George was popularizing “sprite comics”, a genre that consisted of itself,8-Bit Theater the next year, and a trillion shitty comics not worth mentioning. These were less influential than the Penny Arcade ==> Megatokyo ==> CAD ==> Questionable Content progression, but even this early the tiny webcomic scene was start to grow and split. Questionable Content was much more grounded than other webcomics at the time, and it’s rom-com plot was a big step away from the gag-a-day strips, but its influence was dulled because a bunch of other comics were starting to spring up. In the early 2000s, everyone was reading the same things because there were so few comics worth your time, but by the mid-2000s you were starting to see some quality. 

You were also starting to see people getting serious about monetization. Scott McCloud’s dream of selling your comics for ten cents a pop and making bank in volume had crashed into the twin peaks of “most comics are also good and they’re free” and “credit cards charge fees, idiot”. Some of the better, more respected comics started joining together into one site with all of them that you needed to pay to access, kind of like how Slipshine works now except without the porn. 

This didn’t work out financially, and it also meant that the best webcomics of the mid-2000s like Digger and Narbonic had really small audiences because you couldn’t read them without paying a fee first. Advertising was less useless then than it is now, but times were tough for the webcomics business in the pre-Patreon days. But some webcomics realized that they could find a profitable niche by appealing to new audiences. Instead of the straight white boys who made up the general webcomics audience, they’d reach out to a new demographic:

Perverts! 

And, more specifically, 

Furries! 

Because furries really wanted furry content, and they were willing to pay for it. Pay a lot for it. Furry cheesecake comics prospered, and even though they didn’t have mainstream success, they were pulling it the big bucks compared to your average video game comic. People were starting to realize that 1000 hardcore fans was better than 100,000 casual fans, and a lot of comics started searching for a niche. (This is kind of related to webcomics becoming more progressive/inclusive a bit later, but that’s a whole ‘nother essay that I’m not the one to write)

These webcomics were pretty tame PG-13 stuff like you’d see in the shounen manga its creators were fans of, with nary a nipple to be seen, and a lot of them would die out in favor of straight-up porn.

In the late 2000s, art students realized that making a webcomic was a great way to build a portfolio, and we were hit with the Great Boom Of Webcomics By People Who Can Actually Draw. In 2003, that TwoKinds art was not only acceptable, it was top-tier for a free comic

By 2006 it was not the top tier

By 2008 it was no longer acceptable. 

The world of webcomics became flooded with high-quality work by actual artists who’d gone to school and everything. The first generation of webcomics creators no longer ruled as the comics everyone read. Doctor Fun, the first-ever webcomic, ended in 2006. So did Narbonic and Mac Hall. Applegeeks, one of the most successful PA clones, ended in 2010 alongside 8-Bit Theater. Ctrl+Alt+Delete ended and rebooted to the interest of no one. 

While in 2001, a bad artist could build a following just by updating regularly and slowly improving, that became a lot harder to do as the Bush Administration ended. There were too many brilliant artists making great content for someone to break onto the scene with simple art or sprites. And one day a lot of people gave up on ever being able to make a successful webcomic if their panels didn’t look like a magic the gathering card.

And it just so happened that that day, the 13th of April 2009, was a young man’s birthday…

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My “draw the squad” memes so far

Updating with some newer ones!

@mexicanesecat @raimeyl references for y'all!

WOW! THE OG POST!

i will let my mind go wild with these knowing i’ll finally be able to credit the original artist

EEEE FINALLY THE ORIGINAL ARTIST

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embergeist

Oh hell yeah, going to use these later!

FINALLY! PINTEREST GO SUCK DICK WE FOUND THE SOURCE!

Pinterest is one of the reasons why I’m broke

You can also donate $10 and dm me for my original ref folders from like 2015!

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limbosava

archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

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colorousme

Behold, the digital artchery glove!

….but Wait…

…….!!!

FUCKA YOUUU!!!!!

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clownsnake

Ok but wgat if we held hands…..

and we both had carpal tunnel syndrome 😳

not carpal tunnel syndrome 😫

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skullamity
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crankyteapot
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conarcoin

this is the best sentence ever typed

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fancyson

me after the socialist revolution when yaoi is outlawed

Actually, as a cis woman who is a fujoshi, I plan on being the next communist dictator, so get fucked, OP.

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despazito

A second best sentence has hit the twin towers

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