*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?

snifts

“As a Heterosexual, I think-”

WHY CANT I CATCH MORE OF YOU LET ME LOVE YOU

Yellow Warbler | Blue Jay | Red Cardinal

the first Pokemon Go team post that is not insulting to anybody

Blue Jays are literally the biggest assholes ever.

*inhale* BOI

If you’re in that kind of depression where everything is blurry and days blend into one another, taking a lot of photos of positive things might help. If your pet does something cute, you ate something good, got a high score, you cleaned your room, the weather was nice… I’m not saying this will fix your depression, it’s just a good reminder that you are in fact living regardless of the depression distorting your memory and making your past seem like fog of sadness and nothing else.

i wish someone had told me this a few years ago i don’t remember my late twenties

A super good trick, could be very helpful if you are strugglin with disassociation. A picture with a time stamp on it would give you concrete evidence if there’s something you vaguely remember but aren’t sure if it was real or whatever. I know it’s been helpful for me in the past 👌🏻

This is why I don’t throw tantrums at people for instagramming/tweeting about what they had for lunch. Microblogging platforms are another really good way to mark time and to commemorate those little achievements that other people take for granted. Even if all you have to record one day is that you thought of a really awful pun, it all adds up to help you remember that you’re actively existing, even when it doesn’t feel like it.

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technology related sensory memories from my childhood

The heaviness and rubber texture of the roller ball in a computer mouse, and the little ring of lint

Unkinking the curly cord of a telephone while you talked

The -peww sound and slowly fading image of a crt monitor turning off, and then running your finger through the static on the dusty glass

The crunch of opening or closing a plastic Disney vhs cover

The sound effects in kidpix

Extending and collapsing metal antennas and using them as magic wands

Manually rewinding cassette tapes by spinning them around my fingers

Playing with the rubber casing of the buttons on a Walkman–pulling them away, rotating them, slipping them from side to side on the stiff posts of the buttons

The audio and visual static at the end of a videotape

The satisfying thwap-thwap-thwap as you page through a well-filled CD sleeve book

How weird and small and light the first cordless phone felt

cartoon network, disney channel, and nickelodeon

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this is the single cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life

positivity for short boys

I love who ever made this…. thank you

Ha ha seriously tho.

I needed to hear this right now. <3

My new favorite post.

I swear this post is magic, it always shows up when I need to see it.

Pokémon GO imagined by Polish illustrator Pawel Kuczynski

oh dang…………………………………………………………….. this is EDGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! steve come over quick we got ourselves an edgelord

Pokemon GO imagined by Canadian illustrator me