‘are you decent?’  not morally, but im wearing pants, if thats what youre asking

THIS IS TOO MUCH WHOLESOME IN A TINY BODY

Boss shit

Literal actual goals

that was intensely satisfying

friends: why are you single? me screaming inside: IM FUCKING UGLY me: idk I just don’t have the time for anyone

sometimes life is just really great

No offense but my best friend is so beautiful I’m always in awe that we’re friends

Finally!

We get to see Belle’s signature dress!

There’s nothing else like it! That design, the texture, the way it puffs out but manages to be elegant and regal!

Look at these cosplays!

Those are just cosplays!

Disney’s pouring 160 million dollars into this remake!

So tell me, Mickey, how did you and the gang manage to recreate the signature yellow dress?

…Ah.

she looks like a banana tree

whoop there it is.

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

ahaha holy fuck

Jack Nicholson: HEEERE’S JOHNNY! [kitty sticks his lil head through as woman screams in background]

this cat has an impeccable sense of comedic timing.

roygaylock:

omg his family is so supportive i LOVE them