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elykdanger

I've been seeing the Vaporeon copypasta way too much recently, so I decided to take matters into my own hands

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Gardevoir is extremely overrated? Not only is she completely flat, the chest spike could easily be painful if you were to hug her too hard, and if you were to actually look at her design there’s not a lot of body to work with. Paying attention to the egg groups Gardevoir is a part of the Amorphous egg group, along with Pokémon such as Muk, Gastly, Chandelure and Drifloon, meaning Gardevor must have very awkward mating positions, and it’s likely Gardevoir’s body itself may be made out of some amorphous, slime-like material. While some individuals may find the concept of a slime girl enticing, her extremely thin body would make it hard to enjoy an event like that. Moreover, it seems that her “dress” is a part of her body, meaning that a Gardevoir cannot wear less than she currently does, meaning that trying to dress her up in a sexier outfit would be futile. She doesn’t even have feet for anyone with a foot fetish, just weird stubs. There is no reason Gardevoir should be getting this much attention in porn. Taking Vaporeon’s argument of the high defense and HP stats into account, Gardevoir’s are surprisingly low, that combined with her flimsy and likely slimy body type, she would be destroyed in 5 minutes flat.

Gardevoir's also part of the Humanlike egg group.

So that's a good chunk of your incredibly biased argument out the window.

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“Why aren’t there more female protagonists in video games?”

IDK probably because whenever there is one she’s criticized for being to “sexualized” and if she’s not then she’s criticized for being “too masculine”

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Buttdog is brought in to sleep at Rachel-sorry, Rachael and Sarah's room. And suddenly Chalo learned to draw beanmouth??? That is probably the most uncanny chibi face in this comic thus far.

I think Buttdog is def leaning into the "only sane person in a world full of assholes" route. I think she should join forces with Rachel-sorry, Rachael and Tiare and fix this horrible world.

Oh, that last panel? Yeah, it's very infamously ripped off from someone else's work.

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tjimmy1999

At this point, I'd be shocked if there was an original joke the writers of Las Lindas didn't steal from better material than there's.

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Oh, now he has human eyes, but Flora doesn't. She has now turned FERAL.

Oh we now have a system, the animal people can range between being like animals and being like humans. Something tells me this will never be properly explained, I mean, properly explained in an understandable way that makes you go "ah that makes sense". I've been betrayed enough times about these mechanics, I just know it. I will dedicate an entire chapter of my TwoKinds review on the ambiguous and baffling nature of how the feral forms work in this comic. I can see the future.

Spoiler alert, Tom ended up dropping the Feral Mode thing.

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I think the only fetishes I can count in Twokinds are the constant (PG-13) naked furry content, human-to-anthro/anthro-to-human transformations, and furry genderbending. Strangely enough, the last one feels more like a fetish than the others I mentioned.

Huh. Wait, genderbending? Hoo boy.

Oh yeah, Tom makes no attempt to hide what turns him on. More than one character is permanently or semi-permanently TF-TG'd as a plot point in TwoKinds, and even more happens in bonus comics on a temporary level.

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Is this Japanese Festival or a fucking state fair??? I can tell Kraw has never been in a Japanese Festival.

And Dickotaur gets jealous, he even does the green-eyed Lexx face!

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Cotton candy can be found at festivals and the goldfish thing is literally a staple of natsu matsuri activities.

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ironychan

I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.

If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.

If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we’d never come up with those ears.

If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn’t know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.

We wouldn’t know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.

My point here is that we don’t know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they’d been all around us the whole time.

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heyyitsjayy

So that people don’t need to go through the notes:

- We have fossils of spider webs

- Paleontologists have reconstructed the larynx (voice box) of extinct animals and we have a pretty good idea what vocalizations they were capable of

- Fossilized pigments have been found in a variety of taxa

- Soft tissues fossilize more often than you think; we have skin impressions for like 90% of Tyrannosaurus rex’s full body (shoulder blades and neck are the only bits missing)

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wemblingfool

If pop culture is your only window into extinct animals, then you do not remotely understand how much we know.

We know the entire lifecycle of a tyrannosaurus. We know from the sheer amount of remains we have, from every stange.

  • We know roughly how they sounded (as the person above me said).
  • We know they had remarkable vision.
  • We know they had the second. strongest sense of smell in history.
  • We know from their bones that they grew to a certain size and stayed there until about 14 or so, then absolutely ballooned up to their adult size in about three or four years.
  • We know they likely lived in family groups, because we have bones with certainly fatal injuries for a solitary animal (broken legs and such) that are completely healed.

We know exactly how other dinosaurs look, down to colors and patterns, because bones are not the only information that is preserved.

The Sinosauropteryx is one such dinosaur. Because pigmentation molecules were preserved in the feather impressions, we know it’s colors, and it’s tail rings (which one would argue would be it’s “iconic feature.”

(Art credit Julio Lacerda)

Microraptor is another! We know from feather impressions that it had four wings. We know from pigmentation that it was an iredecent black, like a raven.

(Art credit Vitor Silva)

This is not limited to dinosaurs, or feathers. We’ve found pigmentation in scales and skin. We’ve completely reconstructed two extinct penguins, colors and all. We’ve figured out the colors of some non-avian and non-feathered dinosaurs. We can identify evidence of feathers existing on animals without feather impressions.

We have feathered dinosaurs preserved in amber.

We can defer likely behavioral patterns through adaptations we see in bones, and from the environments they were found in. We can see how certain movements evolved through musculature attachments (yes, how muscles attached is often preserved). We know avian flight likely evolved by “accident” by the way early raptorforms moved their arms to strike at their prey.

We also understand behavior in extant animals and can easily speculate likely behaviors in extinct animals. (A predator running for it’s life is not going to exhibit hunting behaviors)

We learn and understand way more from “rocks” than paleontologists are given credit for. And if you watch a movie like Jurassic World, which has no interest in portraying anything with any sort of accuracy, and your take away is “We can’t possibly know anything about these animals,” then you don’t understand science.

As for shrinkwrapped reconstructions, we understand how muscles attach, and how fat works. Artists who lean into shrinkwrapping are are not generally concerned with scientific accuracy, or biology. They’re only concerned with Awesombro.

If true paleoartists tried to reconstruct a hippo, while they naturally would not get every bit correct, it would certainly look like a real animal, and not that alien monster that tumblr is so fond of using as “proof” that paleontologists don’t know anything (an art piece that itself was extreme and satirical, and a condemnation of the particular subset of paleoartists I mentioned earlier)

Every time paleoblr tries to show you how extinct animals actually looked, all we get is a chorus of “thanks i hate it” and “stop ruining dinosaurs!”

Loosing my shit at the knowledge that T-rexes nursed their loved ones back to health

@lusus–naturae​

You can find some fairly decent dinosaur sound reconstructions on YouTube. Based on how a Tyrannosaurus voice box and hearing worked, we can infer that it would have made low rumbling sounds instead of the iconic roars from the Jurassic Park franchise.

Something between the boom of a crocodile and the roll of thunder. It was a sound you would likely be able to feel, perhaps even before it was able to be heard. Far off thunder on a sunny day then the earth begins to shake and the thunder grows loud enough you can feel it in your stomach. That’s what it may have sounded like to be hunted by a T. rex.

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elbiotipo

This is all true, but let’s not forget this is also the result of centuries and centuries of accumulated studies of prehistoric life. We went from the Iguanodons and Megalosaurs on the UK’s Crystal Palace to knowing with almost certainity the colors of feathered dinosaurs. This is because paleontologists, like many others have already said, don’t treat dinosaurs as movie monsters, but actual creatures that lived on this earth; paleoart is not only cool, but also scientific work, as we try to picture what they were. Paleontology is just biology projected to the past.

We wouldn’t know all this without the efforts of countless smart people dedicating their life to this, accumulating on each little discovery. I always believe that science, much like art and sport, justifies itself. We do it because we are humans and we want to know about the world. But knowing how life evolves has improved our knowledge of modern life inmensely, too. We have real creatures to observe right now: understanding their ancestors makes us understand them better, understanding them makes us understand their ancestors better. Support your local paleontologist.

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ultrafacts

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The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

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she works very hard

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beasti

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

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tooiconic

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

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sighinastorm

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

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linkislost

a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

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dduane

You can’t not reblog a goddess. It’s just what’s so. :)

So, fun fact- the manga Noragami has an arc where the main character, Yato (a minor kami/God that is down on his luck but trying to make it big time) goes to a council/conference for all the Gods in Japan.

And they are announcing the winner of the “up and coming god” award, and of course, Yato thinks it’s him.

But no-

ITS TAMA!

Always reblogging this.

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depsidase

painfully true

Imagine saying "where sweets are baked, not bought" about the decade that invented blue raspberry

This is so funny. The 90s had the most absolutely heinous hyper processed candies. Unchallenged champion of checkout counter bullshit.

We were obsessed with making every sweet a powder, a goo, novelty shaped, or unbearably sour. Often some combination of the above. 90s sweets were utterly ridiculous and it was fantastic.

Hell, nevermind trying to claim summer of '98 was "where sweets are baked, not bought", imagine genuinely trying to say the 90s weren’t a flashy, colourful decade when a mountain of evidence exists that yes it was. "Here's what the 90s ACKSHUALLY looked like~", screw off, OP. Either you're younger than most GameCube games and for some reason don't want to believe the 90s and the early 2000s their influence carried into were a weird and fun time, or you spent all of the 90s tucked away in your grandparents' house with no exposure to the media, fashion and processed snacks of the time.

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If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

“Please oh please open up your computer to a porn virus! If you don’t you’re evil!”

Freeloader Comin’ through!

We didn’t start this war internet users have with ads - We might have moaned about banner ads, but it was only when they started making noises when we might be listening to music or a podcast or whatever, causing two sound sorces at once, that we started trying to block ads universally rather than just a specific type of ad (pop ups).

And since then ads have gotten worse - Actual malware rather than merely breaking one of the fundamental sins of web design - though shalt not autoplay anything with sound. And the more aggressive a website is with ‘please turn off adblock’ the less I trust it to bother to vet ads and advertisers to make sure they’re not installing malware.

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bramblepatch

Not to mention that the idea that avoiding ads is “freeloading” is hilariously backward. Advertisement is a transaction between the platform and the advertiser, the user has no obligation to provide the views/clicks the platform has promised. Using an adblocker isn’t freeloading in the same way that leaving the room to get a snack during a commercial break isn’t cheating the tv network.

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pocosun

Ok y’all, I work as a web developer and I’m here to tell you that you are 100% right and that it’s shit. SO I’m going to tell you how to get around websites that block you from using their website if you’re using an adblocker. 

Every website uses a language called JavaScript; long story short it’s a website language that allows developers to do the crazy shit you see on websites. Now the easiest thing to do is to disable JavaScript to stop them from knowing you have an adblocker:

Oh no! I’m blocked from viewing the website. It would be a terrible shame if I were able to right click and select the “inspect” feature

Click the three dots in the top right and open the “Settings” Menu

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And then scrolled down to “Debugger” and checked the “Disable Javascript Option”

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And then just refreshed the page

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eggfucker1

Reblogging to save my life

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doublekaiju

saving a life

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swarnpert

kiss has to be one of the most disappointing bands ever. imagine hearing about this crazy rock band that dresses up in insane costumes and wears face paint and the one guy looks super demonic and has a really long tongue and everyone says they're satanic and then you listen to them and they're just singing about how they wanna bone but it's in a socially acceptable tongue in cheek way that your dad likes

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Buttdog is brought in to sleep at Rachel-sorry, Rachael and Sarah's room. And suddenly Chalo learned to draw beanmouth??? That is probably the most uncanny chibi face in this comic thus far.

I think Buttdog is def leaning into the "only sane person in a world full of assholes" route. I think she should join forces with Rachel-sorry, Rachael and Tiare and fix this horrible world.

Oh, that last panel? Yeah, it's very infamously ripped off from someone else's work.

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gigadrainyt

References are illegal now, I take it?

I even once said that, did I?

You know, I was going to make a point about how you uncharitably described a simple reference to another work as "ripping it off" and how that sort of thing isn't conducive to actual discussion of a work, but then I scrolled your blog for a bit and noticed that you've reblogged almost every single page of this comic while not shutting up about how much you hate it, so now all I have to say is "get better soon."

A. Seven scattered pages hardly fucking consitutes "almost every single page" of a nearly 700-page ongoing comic, Captain Hyperbole.

B. "lol i skimmed the first page of yer blog" has never been the gotcha you think it is.

C. Yes, he did essentially rip it off. To the point of it almost looking traced. He even only gave credit to the original artist AFTER being called out on it, meaning I guess he'd hoped no one would notice.

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Oh my god why why why WHY WHY WHY. Not only is she a fucking stoner piece of shit, she also hates US GUBBERMENT and she’s talking with a cat called “Mister Buttons” like a fucking lunatic. Where the fuck was her weed obsession? Why did Kraw decide to rape this character? Kraw could’ve just invented a new Weed-obsessed Canadian superhero called “Werewolf of California” or something!

Despite never having a desire to use it myself, I have not a single thing against weed or those who use it, a couple of my own OCs are even full-on stoners, and this STILL pisses me off, specifically because Krow took an established character and turned her into a walking weed joke.

btw, weed is 100% legal across Canada. Has been since just after Justin Trudeau first got elected. She wouldn’t have to cover it up all “Oh, uh, I wasn’t smoking it for fun, it was for medical reasons!” No one would “rat her out to HR” over it even before the legalization, because even then, no one, not even the cops, really gave all that much of a shit if you smoked weed. So when exactly is this fucking taking place, if not simply being a crazy alternate timeline where present-day Canada treats weed like Reagan’s America?

This is a flashback before Kat got her powers, Trudeau became a prime minister in 2015. Spinnerette seems to have started in the year 2009 or 2010, so I think takes place in the late noughties.

But when is the INTERVIEW taking place? And like I said, even back then, no one actually gave a shit if you smoked weed, it was essentially decriminalized and kinda just discouraged. Source: I've lived my entire life here.

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