Elise sighed as the blizzard began, but did seem to relax a bit as the home filled with a nice chill. “Much better, but I think you just killed my hydrangeas, and now my strawberries won’t grow.. I was going to make jams..” She pouted.  “Anyway, thanks, I was getting overheated... So, how far does the blizzard reach? Am I to expect multiple car accidents in my area?”

"Oh, your garden suffers no harm", he informed her with a smile, "I'm a god, not a savage." He raised a brow at her question and thought of it for a moment. "Weeell... maybe it reaches all around your house, yeah. In about... 300 miles radius."

“Ah yes, a blizzard in the middle of summer... eh, as long as it can’t be traced back to me I’m fine with it. At least now I can finally get a full nights sleep instead of the sporadic one to two hours a night.”  The lack of a functioning AC had gravely affected Elise, and the record high heat certainly didn’t help.  If Loki hadn’t been around she would most probably be lounging on the couch naked in hopes to combat the stifling heat that had been present.  “Since we’ve suddenly got ourselves a snow day.. how about some hot chocolate?”

Elise sighed as the blizzard began, but did seem to relax a bit as the home filled with a nice chill. “Much better, but I think you just killed my hydrangeas, and now my strawberries won’t grow.. I was going to make jams..” She pouted.  “Anyway, thanks, I was getting overheated... So, how far does the blizzard reach? Am I to expect multiple car accidents in my area?”

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“Would you mind telling me what the thing is?” The thought of the dreams being visions or omens nagged at her and Elise hoped to maybe help.  “If I know, maybe I can stop you from doing the thing you don’t want to do? You can sleep in my room if you thing that might stop the dreams too?”  Not to mention, if Loki slept next to her, Elise could wake him from any nightmares or simply sooth him some with her words. 

“Absolutely nothing, I just thought you could do with some head pets.”

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Elise sighed but did start stroking his hair, carefully moving locks back behind his ear. “A please would have been nice, or at least a thank you.” she mumbled with a fake pout, when really Elise was glad he’d listened to her. 

Loki rolled his eyes in that certain way that it would've pissed off the calmest individual in less than 0.1 second.

"Pleeeze and thank you", he straight whined, then pouted - not a fake one. He was irritated, tired, almost drained, and he couldn't rest properly. The fingers were soothing, though. He liked it when someone played with his hair. "Better?"

“Much better.” she chuckled and used her nails to scratch at his scalp, brushing through strands of hair. “Do you want to talk about it? You can complain as much as you’d like. I wouldn’t tell a soul.” Elise hummed, calm as always. Even if Loki had a talent for getting on peoples nerves. 

Elise sighed but did start stroking his hair, carefully moving locks back behind his ear. “A please would have been nice, or at least a thank you.” she mumbled with a fake pout, when really Elise was glad he’d listened to her. 

📲 THATS NEITHER LOKI! THATS.. beastiality? I think? 🤔

📲 All three have hair. Some less, some more.

📲 Problem?

📲 As long as there’s consent.. I guess not

📲Fuck my cat and you’re a dead god

📲 THATS NEITHER LOKI! THATS.. beastiality? I think? 🤔

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