today is apparently national kissing day and no one is kissing me?????? rude illegal and unpatriotic 

be ur own squad, nobody really got ur back fam

*is only cute in certain angles and lighting*

Please do not stick your dick in someone’s ass and then put it in their pussy without wiping it off. That will cause a bacterial infection to the likes of which you’ve never seen. Love yourself as I have loved you.

YEA

People still reblogging this but for real do not do this shit. That bacterial infection can turn to a blood infection and your ass will die. All for some dick. You wanna die over some mediocre bootyass sex? Love yourself.

#NOTRUFFLEBUTTER2k15

michael’s got the type of voice which would sound really good moaning in ur ear

Michael in Berlin tonight, 16/05/2015 being the cute lil baby he is

Luke + favorite candids

/x/

I wonder what it’d be like to see an album of all the photos you’re unknowingly in the background of.

Are you crying too

we have the technology to turn salt water into potable water and we don’t use it

we have the technology to have unlimited solar energy and we don’t use it

we have the technology to turn the Sahara desert into farm land and we don’t use it

capitalism get on my damn nerves

affection is dumb and gross  drown me in it