i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

This sort of behavior used to irritate me until I learned about how invasive paparazzi are in America. There are no laws against it. I’ve also realized, that by flipping off the camera, the pictures can’t be sold to magazines because of “profanity”. So really, she’s just protecting herself.

i did not know that.

Reblogging for the frightening amount of people that this is new information for.

if this isn’t inspirational idk what is 

right in the feels

Every “quirky” tumblr post

Do sexual act with me then do nonsexual act with me

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shove your cock in me and then take me to see the imax 3D screening of ratatouille

“A Kiss is a kiss, Love is Love” (2015) - two girls kissing, inspired by Klimt’s famous Kiss. // ig: lauraxpersoon