“english isn’t my first language sorry for any mistakes” —proceeds to write the most beautiful work of art ever created with grammar ten times better than an english professor
RIP Andre Braugher, you were one of the real ones. Thank you so much for bringing Captain Raymond Holt to our screens.
Rest in peace now, we will never forget you.
July 1, 1962 — December 11, 2023
babygirl there are fandoms on my dashboard that i havent even heard of
2023 blorbo wrapped
you put that Guy in Situations 3456754 times
you read about the same two idiots falling in love 947264 times
you wrote 35265 fics in your head
you posted 0 of them
me: I'm going to write a fic to my own entertainment
also me, writing said fic:
“I’ll just write this short little fic”, the author says, not realising they’re doomed by the narrative
Dude on gardening show: "Foxglove is not only pretty, but safe for little kids."
Me, who used that particular plant to kill a character in a fic:
Either the driver driving the bus I'm on stole the vehicle, but is still polite enough to stop at bus stops, or he's trying to overtake the buss that is like 2 minuts ahead of him.
Either way I am close to experiencing motion sickness for the first time.
Got an idea for a fic, bought a notebook to write it all down in, hit a snag after filling in just 2 pages, shelved the idea and the notebook.
Got another idea for a fic, now I have to buy a new notebook cause the one I already have is for the other fic.
Cool looks that hound you...
opening your writing doc and immediately scrolling back 3 pages like "alright what the fuck is this story about again?"
The constant internal battle of wanting to find new fics to read vs rereading old fics you know are good is too real these days
Goodbye Ducky 😭
I hope the fic you are working on right now finds a reader who will think about it constantly for years
2 genres of fanfiction:
1) put that guy into situations
2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST