Someone laughing after they are finished crying is the human equivalent of a rainbow.

hello 911? hi yeah omg sorry i know it’s late and this is probably so annoying like i hell don’t wanna bother you haha, like i know you’re probs mad at me, are you mad at me? actually don’t answer that it’s okay haha. omg this is so stupid like i sound like such a crybaby right now, like for real i’m listening to myself talk and i’m like “aaahh you’re so embarrassing!!” haha like … omg haha i’m so… anyway. what was i saying? oh right. so i was just stabbed in the chest and

*girl is born* time to start preparing her for marriage

*boy turns 30* i know you are still a child but just pretend to get your life enough bit together so that other parents can give you their daughter she can take it from there you can go back being a baby nbd

is anyone else insecure as hell and seriously worried that no one will ever fall in love with them or is that just a me problem

i love desi stores bc everything is just fucking sporadically placed everywhere in no logical order and when u ask the owner where something is they literally go to one section of the store, push aside like thirty things, and then pull the one singular item out of nowhere “it’s right here couldnt u see” like ur mom when u can’t find something in the fridge

Hey guys! I would just like to apologise for

Living

When someone calls my room “messy”

staples canada I am y e l l i n g

I HOPE THEY MEET ONE DAY

“why are you so thirsty”

how many more people have to die before the u.s government puts human lives before some stupid amendment written by racists

Written during a time where it took several minutes to reload the average gun and the idea of killing 50 people in minutes would be unheard of and impossible to understand

Say it again for the people in the back

Why aren’t we talking about this??!!

this is important!

We know why.

It doesn’t fit the narrative..

SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE FANS THAT TAKE TIME OUT OF THEIR DAY TO SUB SHOWS FOR ALL OF US!!!

We love you!

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👌🏾

when your entire squad is roasting you

let girls be ugly ,let girls not care about their appearance, let girls be beautiful in ways that aren’t considered beautiful