hey me and my cavalier saw you from across the haunted castle and we like your vibe

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honestly more trilogies should have four or potentially five books in them

going insane thinking about how the higher than average number of plot-relevant redheads in tlt is due entirely to pyrrha's ginger fetish

"Gideon the Ninth was great! I can't wait to read the other books!"

The other Locked Tomb books:

Animated locked tomb, castlevania art style. Taikia Watiti directs. Moira Quirk voices all the main cast except John. (He's voiced by Taikia)

This is played as completely normal in all promotion/cast interviews, just Moira, Taikia and Tamsyn on the circuit.

The series starts with Harrow the Ninth. It's entirely unhinged.

I suppose the real villain of the locked tomb universe is whatever dumbass government employee took one look at john 'both of his best friends independently thought he was on hard drugs and he's streaming himself performing necromancy live on twitch right now poggers' gaius and was like "sure I'll hand that guy a nuke"

The whole gang 🤝 waiting to get our tlt tattoos until atn comes out

[Gideon the First Font: (201): There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment]

Happy Soup Day to all who celebrate!

What We Do in the Shadows is THE most show ever. Hands down. It's about a polycule. There's barely a plot. The lore is both intricate and contradictory. The characters serve cunt 24/7. It's been five seasons and they've gotten nowhere. It has a budget of $5. No one kisses on screen but they fuck nasty at least once per season. Doug Jones is in it. It's based on the most pirated movie of 2014.

Tlt is probably immune to being spoiled because it doesn't matter how many spoilers you read nothing can prepare you from the sheer insanity the actual scenes in context contain

I literally learned about this series from a tumblr post that came across my dash and happened to mention Harrow’s lobotomy but I still had no fucking clue what was happening through 2/3rds of HtN.

Oh and while reading GtN I saw a “no one knows I’m Pyrrha Dve” meme too and was like oh, so the Canaan House murderer must be Pyrrha. Guess she’s been hiding under the floorboards for 10,000 years, sounds about right

finally some fucking good Instagram comments

[ID: comment saying: average nona the ninth readers. reply to that comment: listen, not condoning the mass murder, enslavement of god, fascist dictatorship, manipulation, or out of date meme references, but Jod was ABSOLUTELY a victim of vegan cancel culture. End ID]

palamedes: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?

ianthe, wearing a taco bell cap and headset, leaning on the counter behind the register: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water

the unwanted guest did in fact make both palamedes and ianthe 173838x hotter. to me. there is something so deeply wrong with both of them i want them carnally

Welcome to The Locked Tomb! Our books are told through the point of view of

-jock stuck at a renn faire murder mystery party

-schizophrenic malnourished teenager granted unspeakable power

-a baby. Like an actual 6 month old infant.

Good luck!

Something I love about the locked tomb is it’s accurate representation of lesbians. All lesbians in TLT either

-are insane

-riddled with grief

-have zero game

-all at once

Which, personally, i think is beautiful.

do you think it's possible for there to be a BoE member called Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way