Good Luck Babe has to be one of the best "mad at your ex" songs of all time - right up there with You're So Vain and You Oughta Know. That bridge has the force of a curse on someone's entire bloodline
Chappell really said giving into comphet will turn The One That Got Away into a spectre that haunts you for the rest of your life and serves as a constant reminder that you'll never be truly happy if you keep living your life this way
it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again
hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start
I hate being the generation that remembers when I could easily find episodes of anime and whole ass movies on YouTube.
Hate being the generation that remembers when YouTube videos would buffer when you pause them, allowing the entire video to load and let you watch it without interruption even on slow connections.
Made the worst brownies ever created just now
Chat where did I go wrong
the reviews are in
americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip
i went to england to visit the family of this boy im dating in birmingham. one of his sisters lived in manchester and his whole family kept being like we wish lila was her you would love her blah blah blah lila would just lobe you blah and I was finally like well why couldn’t she make it? everyone was like lol as we said she’s in manchester??? that’s it. i looked up the distance and it’s like less than two hours away and when me and my dude went to grab a beer later that night I was like so does Lila not get along with your parents like what’s up? again, he’s like babe I told you she’s in manchester. I was like are the villages at war????? he goes “it’s too far. this isn’t holiday.” I was like babe we’ve drivin 4-5 hours for weekend trips to the beach Im just confused- and he cuts me off and goes “that’s American me. We don’t do that here”
This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
Reblogging for cultural enrichment
bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-
From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic
I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.
"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.
Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:
You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.
She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖
Update! She tolerated wearing a hat for the occasion ✨
Good news, everyone!! 🎉
jump off a bridge, cunt
see this is a perfect example of what not to do with a hate ask.
- poorly matched to hate target: the suicide bait is a classic of anon hate, but it's a rookie mistake to deploy it against just anybody. any careful look at my blog would see that i am incredibly egotistic--using a hate tactic better suited to a blogger with low self esteem is just sloppy.
- too generic to sting: this ask mentions no specific details about any problematic behaviour, annoying personality traits, or my personal life. since it feels like it could have been sent by anyone to anyone, it's difficult to take it personally.
- cultural mismatch: 'cunt' probably comes across a lot harsher in your cultural context. however, i live in the UK, so i get called and call other people a cunt every day. as such, you're left with a lackluster ending for a very weak ask overall.
F. see me after class
is this Tumblr university
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- What is Tumblr University? Why does insomniac-arrest reference it?
- Discuss with a mutual: how do you make strong anon hate?
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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week
"one of my moms"
*points finger*
child of lesbiabs
I actually have six parents and three moms total but they're all straight as far as I'm aware
Polyamorous parents or divorce?
Turbo divorce
What the heck is a turbo divorce?
It's when you end up with six parents
Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.
[The divine feminine] is stored in the [wisdom teeth]
Sometimes I can still hear their voice
Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity
The lack of video content is what kept us here... I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.
Tumblr's not asking for my phone number. It's not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don't have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.
I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.
I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead
You might have let me in on your plan while he throttled me.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
6.01 | Bargaining: Part 1
you bully cecil about confessing his love on live radio but honestly if you like someone u should be as blunt about it as possible or nothing will ever get done.
like he had a strat and it worked. you cannot deny that it worked. you are sitting there single bc you don't have the courage the strength the vision to doxx a barber
we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies