Nature is a language, can't you read?

heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

Anatomically coreect, Martin Jarrie

Why didn't I find this joke already

This joke was first seen in the lion king btw

She’s getting the tea henny

and she’s gagging 

a faint cosmic murmur a 3am lullaby a reminder (sometimes a warning & on the good days a consolation) that no matter whether you’re by yourself or in the arms of a lover - you always end up alone. & the sun springs up again & the quiet moments start over. on the bedroom floor clipping toe nails. snarfing down sweet rock melon grandma cut up into a bowl (no love comes close). a heart that flutters & a body that homes. within the stillness i found a heaven like none other

@amillennialdog on twitter: The DHS posted a 14-word headline that started with “we must secure” holy absolute fuck

With a link to the site. Can confirm: https://www.dhs.gov/news/2018/02/15/we-must-secure-border-and-build-wall-make-america-safe-again

update: so at least one guy in the higher up dhs echelons has been outed as a white supremacist lmao

I hate this fucking country

whats it called when shes telling u about her day and u cant stop smiling

appendicitis

you ever see a url that’s like “shipping-is-my-bloodstream” and you’re like “a little weird but they’re probably just a kid so it’s fine” and you look in their bio turns out they’re in their 20s

pics that make you go hehe i get it

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The last time this happened, an Egyptian Pharaoh was there to see it.

Week 4 scientific illustration course: Leaf typology, Camellia japonica