remember, mothman was never described as a moth or even insectoid, and certainly nothing like the (disgraceful, lore unfriendly) statue it has. remember that mothman is a large, shambling humanoid with no discernable head and gigantic eyes that likes to chase cars, cause radio interference, look at you through windows, induce nausea, and menace young couples. remember that its presence foretells disaster. remember that it ate someones dog. if you cant respect the real chaotic neutral thing then just go home………………….
the only thing accurate about the statue is the ass
yeah that parts real
What a sweet little pumpernickel
sorry i can’t relate to mean people. i can understand not being openly friendly but how can you go out of your way to actively be so mean….on purpose….for fun….aren’t u exhausted …
Mermay week 1 || Commission info
locomotivefishes: My mom asks: Will you come to dinner? she says you’re a very nice man.
Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny
Dolce & Gabbana 1995.
SMASH MOUTH BEEFS WITH DJ KHALED OVER EATING PUSSY
RIGHT HERE ON TWITTER WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT
THE ROCK WEIGHS IN
a confused florist
what in carnation
Who took this picture!? This absolutely PERFECT picture??? It is just… so… perfect. Distilled autumn pastoral fantasy. The colorful mushroom, the curl of the fern and flowers, the muted background foliage, the beady eyes and precise whiskers of the tiny squeakbeast!!! Unreal. Wow.
Franck Bohbot (French, b. 1980, Longjumeau, France, based Brooklyn, NY, USA) - Angels: A selection of photographs from a series made in Los Angeles. Photography
what is it about boobs that makes them so fucking excellent
yeah
john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be
entering 2018 like
*mario smashbros melee music playing*
update: 2018 is the year of the dog
we gonna get ‘em