Rewatched Drowned Man today

Annus 🕯️

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Wilford Warfstache!!!

Just had his own chapter in my Wattpad book “Three, Four . . Open the door”, the sequel to “One, Two . . He’s coming for you”

Don’t repost/steal/plagiarize

ready to get wet? *fckin waterboards u*

Happy Valentine's Day!

More Valentines Day cards. Fixed the Host's.

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The Heist With Markiplier Gang! redraw of the image below \o/

ok one more. ok one more. ok one-

"Egos + Onion headlines because I was bored" Part 4: Here We Go Again

[Part 3]

To anyone who may need him

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

Making friends as an adult is so unnecessarily complicated omfg can we just survive a plane crash together or something. Can we move this along

“to be a woman is to experience pain”“to be a woman is to perform”“to be a woman is to-” SHUT UP SHUT UP 💥💥💥💥

maybe being a woman is looking in the mirror and going “fuck yeah i’m a woman” maybe i don’t want my little cousins to feel like shit to be women maybe i don’t want trans women to feel like their right of passage is pain maybe i just want girls to be happy

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

having a tumblr blog is for those of us who could never manage to keep a diary for more than two weeks when we were twelve

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait