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Blue Yarn and Kittens

@tangled-in-blue / tangled-in-blue.tumblr.com

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lovebunnie

some cecil facts for people who dont know who he is or havent listened in a while :)

  • he is jewish
  • hes been married to his husband for 7 years
  • they have an adopted son
  • he has a niece named janice
  • and a dog named aubergine
  • he didnt age for an unspecific number of years (around a century) but recently has begun to age again
  • he was a boy scout and maybe a bit of a gay thing with his best friend earl harlan who still has feelings for cecil even if cecil is oblivious
  • he has a cat!
  • actually that cat is an art thief named silas who was cursed to be a floating cat who lives in the station’s bathroom. hes fine now and still sees cecil every now and again :)
  • he has really prominent mommy issues
  • like as in, she used to literally hide from cecil for days and then she died when he was a young adult and his older sister abby raised him and it pu a strain on their relationship where abby resented cecil for needing to be raised and cecil resented her for not being their mother (theyre also doing better now)
  • theres a sorta other world called ‘desert bluffs’ where cecils evil doppelganger named kevin works and they used to fucking HATE each other but more recently, things have mellowed. kinda. well atleast on kevins side i think
  • cecil never knew his father but its starting to seem like his dad is a tree..?
  • he has a fear of mirrors and doesnt know what he looks like or how old he is because his mother told him ‘someday you will die cecil. and it will involve a mirror’ normal!
  • he smokes weed and plays VR
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electroweak

Educational

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It’s at the point now that if I see someone followed me in here I just assume it’s a porn bot

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nutty-acorn

have these been done yet or…

As someone not in the Night Vale fandom…this is extremely accurate.

JESUS H. CHRIST WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?

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wolfwum

the dog park

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whitmerule

Why does the man in the tan jacket not have a briefcase full of flies?

Can I say this scarily accurate post is what got me to finally listen to WTNV

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lastoneout

WTNV Heritage Post

Oh this is from 2013 and not…today.

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