I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

"dungeon meshi isn't horny" laios almost Died because he called too many orc women hot. don't forget his struggle

I remember discussing Tintin casting choices with a friend from Germany and remarked how it was odd he often has an English accent in adaptations rather than a Belgian one, and my friend just replied "that's because Tintin gives incredibly strong English boy energy (derogatory)"

Here in the UK there's a lot of weird classism tied into accents. Today accent diversity and representation in broadcasting is actively pursued but in Tintin's time there certainly was a preferred accent to have.

imagine this exchange happens between pages 28-29 in The Crab with the Golden Claws

WHEN YOU ADD A DRY BEVERAGE POWDER (SAY, ORANGE GATORADE) TO CARBONATED WATER (SAY, IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE SOMETHING RESEMBLING ORANGE SODA) THE CARBONATION REACTS WITH EACH INDIVIDUAL MOTE OF POWDER ALL AT ONCE AND YOUR DRINK EXPLODES, SCARING THE HELL OUT OF YOU AND MAKING A MESS IN YOUR KITCHEN. FOR AN OPTIMAL CARBONATED GATORADE EXPERIENCE, I RECOMMEND POURING THE CARBONATED WATER OVER THE POWDER, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

HI WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE A BABY GOOSE

SCRATCH THAT IT WAS A PINECONE

APOLOGIES FOR THE FALSE ADVERTISING

NO ONE IS MORE DISAPPOINTED THAN ME

NO

I DON'T THINK YOU ARE

OH MY GOD

OKAY, Y'KNOW-

I DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS

THERE IS NO PINECONE IS THERE

WE TRUSTED YOU. GOOSEGATE 2024

I AM GOING TO SET THE PINECONE ON FIRE

oh no the -

it's time to take the power back from Big Pinecone and give it to the people

YOU DID NOT MAKE FUCKING FANART FOR THIS GODDAMN POST

OH MY GOD

"I'm sorry it came to this, old friend. I...I let the power of goosegate go to my head." I chuckle softly, shaking my head.

"But it's too late now. And you can't deny, the people yearn for the cone." There's the tremendous sound of tearing metal and snapping wood as the final defenses are broken. I smile sadly.

"They're here."

RP FANFICTION??

RP FANFICTION ON MY POST??

NO

There once was tumblr named pen

Who posted of geese in a den

But tragedy struck

It was a pine cone she mistook

And so tumblr revolted in the end

THIS IS NOT A CREATIVE WRITING CLASS

My name is pen

And wen I see

A babey goose

I squeal with glee

But wen I share

This joy of myne

Tragedy strikes

Is cone of pine

if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together

You can tell that Laios has an accent. His letters are more squishy and soft and Marcille's are more angular. He pronounces a ㅁ like it's an ㅇ.

This recipe lives in my head rent free

No no, Fizzgig! You stay here! 

The Dark Crystal (1982) dir. Jim Hensen & Frank Oz

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.

First, let's pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.

Next we will adjust our horse's components according to the specifications.

Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.

And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.

wait this is such a perfect use of my pony model

-> ponyy model with armature

-> edit and add hair

and the beautiful reveal

attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

This will not be a mess at all uh

how dare you say that we automatically piss on the poor

every so often you have to remember where the gaorangers' eyes really are and go through the emotional turmoil all over again

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Dying.

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”

Happy 11th to "TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE"!

Slide pockets, found in a value village, southern Ontario

your dream SUCKS ASS

where else can you get dialogue like this.

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

Happy earth day