I'm not sure there are words in the English language, or any other language, that can even come close to adequately expressing the level of dumbfounded I felt when reading that first headline.

Actually my girlfriend is wizard president so I can do whatever I want forever

i love making up ocs with friends… blorbos from our collective imagination

@happyloudmers

pinocchio twink voice for anyone who is not a twitter user

holy cursed fuck

HEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!

For those who are wondering, this is not Photoshopped. It is not all that unusual for adult sulcatas to walk/burrow through drywall. Not necessarily for any particular reason, just because they feel like digging and can’t be bothered by the frivolity of human structures.

I like that this happens often enough that it is a known problem with this species

Danish/Swedish solidarity.

They took in some people from a clothing store next door too. The employees could have gone home but couldn’t bring themselves to kick the customers out into the snow because some of them had an impossible three hours drive home and would have gotten stuck on the road in their cars so the employees and their boss opted to stay.

The woman who reported on the incident trekked alone through piles of snow on foot. She couldn’t bring a cameraman so everything was filmed with a small handheld camera.

They ate food from the cafeteria (meatballs of course), watched a Christmas show and football before getting to pick any bed they wanted in the store. In the morning they were served cinnamon buns and coffee/tea.

Just a cute little story to brighten your day.

babe wake up new fic prompt dropped

Huge pet peeve in video games is when you can’t hold your breath underwater for very long or it takes a good while to regain your breath above water. Unrealistic. Like my condolences to the devs for your lack of breath support but that just could not be me…

are you a frog or perhaps a turtle

i am a Saxophone player

The real flex is keeping your heart soft and your boundaries strong.

"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"

Enjoys sticking to walls

Sir, this is illegal.

What. How. Sir??

The reason sir doesn’t swat at the light once it circles back is sir has just realized how impossible sir’s position is and is afraid to move sir’s feet

Macavity, Macavity, there’s no one like Macavity He’s broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity

Cosmere Inktober – 18 soft Wax and Steris flying through the night. When two not emotionally not very outgoing characters slowly, bit by bit grow soft towards each other, it’s often the best kind of love story. :)

Adolin: Who the fuck-

Navani: LANGUAGE.

Adolin: WHOM the fuck-

Navani: No!

Sarene in her fencing gear bout to teach some ladies how to fite. Done for blade, cosmere inktober 2021.

AGJHSDFJHAKSJFHAK?!?!?!!?!? 😭

THE FLAILING AT THE END-