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My friend has identical triplet boys and she dressed them up as the boys from Brave.

I can’t not reblog this again sorry not sorry 

Do you ever hear a song by a band you’ve never heard before and you’re like oh my god, I must listen to more of their music! And then you do and it’s like, oh, apparently that one song I heard was their only good song…

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

i dont think we need context

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

Looks like the boys are back in the Midwest

UPDATE: The girl on Twitter said they were on the same flight, and didn’t just meet in LAX.

UPDATE: She confirmed it. Connor’s in Minnesota. Welcome home, boys.

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

we never learn

[PUNCHES A HOLE THROUGH YOUR WALL] QUIT YOUR SCHOOL WE’RE STARTING AN EMO BAND

Men are always talking about what’s “natural” but in nature it’s always the males of the species that have to be pretty or work really hard to get the females.

I want to see more men dressing up and wearing makeup. Dance for me. Build me a fucking house. Impress me, you mediocre fucks.

I’ve wondered about this in the past because it’s legit a thing. EVERY other damn species works the other way around.

the search is on

DO YOU EVER GET THIS RUSH OF AFFECTION FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND LIKE WOW IM SO PROUD OF YOU YOURE SUCH A GREAT PERSON I LOVE YOU IN THE MOST LOVABLE PLATONIC SENSE

Men are always talking about what’s “natural” but in nature it’s always the males of the species that have to be pretty or work really hard to get the females.

I want to see more men dressing up and wearing makeup. Dance for me. Build me a fucking house. Impress me, you mediocre fucks.

I’ve wondered about this in the past because it’s legit a thing. EVERY other damn species works the other way around.

if u ever meet me in real life do me a favor and hug me for like 2 solid days ok I’m a very sad very cuddly person

- ̗̀ im suffering  ̖́-