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off×undertale 👻
A couple decides to roleplay having a huge argument before bed
Fake-up sex
hootenannysoup-blog reblogged
What do you call a blogger who mostly makes depressing shitposts?
A memo kid
They run away from home and their parents decide to make a documentary of the search party
They call it Finding Memo
What do you call a blogger who mostly makes depressing shitposts?
A memo kid
hootenannysoup-blog reblogged
I’m just a clingy loser who needs constant attention and reassurance that you love me
weloveshortvideos
Source: weloveshortvideos.com
hootenannysoup-blog reblogged
❤️ look so good i might die, all i know is everybody loves me ❤️
What’s a ouiaboo’s favorite song?
pomme pomme ouais oauis oauis pomme pomme oauis pomme ouais pomme pomme
rich privilege is buying your dumb fucking kid a mocking bird, diamond ring, looking glass, billy goat, cart and bull, dog named Rover, and a horse and cart all because they got upset
life’s hard, kiddos, sometimes your dog named Rover won’t bark put ur adult face on & fucking deal with it
Anonymous asked:
it's PUPPIES sweaty, not puppys
who is responsible for making me wake up to this
why have i been japed upon
important headcanon
papyrus would ABSOLUTELY use ancient frickin slang. probably with no clue what it means nowadays.
“SANS! YOU STILL HAVEN’T RECALIBRATED YOUR PUZZLES! THIS IS A MAJOR BONER YOU’RE COMMITTING!”
“SANS, WHY HAVEN’T YOU PICKED UP YOUR SOCKS YET? DO YOU NEED SOMEONE TO GIVE YOU SOME SOLID DICK???”
hootenannysoup-blog reblogged
goodlegg
It’s all because of you
(r money).
its 9 am and i just changed my url
hopefully hootenannies will make a finer soup than mothers
̩̫̮̖͚͗Ｃ̖̮̯̝̓ͫ̔̈́͋Ｈ͙͙̭̲̤͓̈͑̐́̚Ｉ͍̜̩̖̦͍͈ͪ͋ͥ̒Ｃ̟̾͗ͬͬＫ͎̜͎͔̖͊̑͒Ｅ̺̥̟̏ͦͭＮ̰̥ ͚̣̮̘̳̪̲ͣ ̞̠̯̓̏̾̇̈́͆̇ＳͬＯ̦̳͓̘̝Ｕ̖͕̻͈ͦ̄ͮ̃͂͒Ｌ̰̊̏̓̋ ̈ͬͯͯ Ｆ͉̻̟̯͇̯ͬͦ͒ͬＯＲ̮̲̦̦̘ͭ̎ͬͥͮ ̝̫͖̣̜ͣ̐̋ ̥̣͕̮͙̠ͭ̉̌ͨ͛͛ͅＴ̯̞̞̞͚̱̺̂̈́͂͒ͭＨ͎̦̰̭̅͐ͫ̀͋͑Ｅ̠̹̼͆̔̃̃̌͋ ̝̝̪̩͇ͪ̒ ̝̭͖̮̦͕̜̿̌̄̆Ｓ͇̺ͤＯ̽͋Ｕ̩̭͍̓̈͛̿̚Ｐ̻͈̤̻̯̪ͮͣ̏̐ͮ
me, complimented on something i'm confident in: Haha yeah i know right? I'm fucking gr8 haha lmao thanks
me, complimented on something i'm not confident in: hhhhh ;w; o-oh gosh ;w; you really think so ;w; t-thank you so much ;w; ;w; ;w; ;w;w;w;w;w;w;w;w;w;
conversations with my kitten
“No. You’re rude”
“God you’re a whiney baby”
“FUCKING CHILL”