he had a dream that five strangers silently entered his home and gently helped him pull on a pair of high waisted jeans, which caused him to wake up with a feeling of “indescribable dread”

I GOT FIRED TODAY

i have no savings so if anyone wants to help out an old tumblr veteran my Cashapp is $jayhizzy1224 and my venmo @/jay_hizzle

I GOT FIRED TODAY

i have no savings so if anyone wants to help out an old tumblr veteran my Cashapp is $jayhizzy1224 and my venmo @/jay_hizzle

everyone shut the fuck up and look at lil nas x and the wiggles

One day we need to have a conversation about how the majority of HR professionals are white women and how they operate as the single largest barrier to entry for non white people in corporate.

I but like this is just one of many reasons y’all have to stop believing that white women are this ultra oppressed group with limited power. Yesterday a white woman in HR submitted a report to me trying to throw out a perfectly qualified black woman’s resume because she “giggled too much” in her screening.

When we have a salary budget of 6 figures, who do you think says “but I think we can get them for 60”.

White women are powerful. Very very powerful. Don’t believe the damsel in distress hype.

The next time you go through an interview process, I want you to count how many white women you have to go through before you even get to the white man in charge.

Going up to the tattooed post-menopausal dollar store cashiers in Clinton, Iowa and telling them theyre collectively to blame for there not being enough woc HR managers

Yes. Exactly.

"idk how tumblr works" it doesn't. hope this helps 🙏

I GOT FIRED TODAY

i have no savings so if anyone wants to help out an old tumblr veteran my Cashapp is $jayhizzy1224 and my venmo @/jay_hizzle

as if this week couldn't get any worse, I just tested positive for covid. I would really appreciate some help if anyone could spare it

reposting

i am reposting this again because i spent my last $10 on guinea pig hay (they didn't choose to have a broke ass mama) could really use the help

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

why were you at mad at me island

reblog to give the person you rb’d this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows

I GOT FIRED TODAY

i have no savings so if anyone wants to help out an old tumblr veteran my Cashapp is $jayhizzy1224 and my venmo @/jay_hizzle

as if this week couldn't get any worse, I just tested positive for covid. I would really appreciate some help if anyone could spare it

reposting

i haven’t been able to forget this guy’s look from school of rock ever since i first saw that movie i was only 9 but i knew he was serving

Demitri Martin once said,

“I saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and I thought, “That is cool.” But then I saw another guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, “That is not cool.” Then I figured it out: ‘Cool’ is all about leather sleeves.””

and you know what? spot on.

Let us not forget he went on to become a district attorney for Texas.

Homie really served cunt then went on to serve his state