The start of my long battle with Internet addiction

I just had flashbacks 

When it’s your first day of kindergarten and you see your parents leave the classroom

When life first hit you frfr

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”

girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”

horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”

There is something very special about driving around at 3-4 AM. Like, am I up ridiculously late? Am I up ridiculously early? The world may never know.

*sees other car* and what the FUCK are you doing up

How I’m going through 2019:

WHY IS SOMEONE SELLING METH IN THE NOTES??? HELLO???

No tiddies but hard drugs are A-OK

Why is it less expensive to buy 2 orders of ½ pound instead of ordering a full pound?

That’s capitalism babey, maybe some people only need 0.5 but the lords of profit are like bUt iTS CheAPer tO BuY TwO WHat A BArGAin!

Not even a good price ….

How…do you know

this post got fucking worse since the last time i saw it

Where else but tumblr do you get this sort of raw entertainment

It’s only a murder of crows if there’s probable caws.

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

“it was their second to last day”

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

the floor of mt dew and gatorade brings out a whole ‘nother level, we just know this dudes mother fucking life story.

NO WAY

Honestly how the fuck

this did not disappoint

Me reblogging an “ask me” post that’s gonna get straight ignored like the last 20.

this is the realest post on this entire godforesaken website

According to the actual rules of Jenga, this is not a legal move and is equivalent to causing a collapse.

The only good thing reddit has ever produced https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/65788g/im_3_i_know_everything_ama/?st=1Z141Z3&sh=f48ba715