Merp

Merp

I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet’s corpse.

It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper’s daughter.

And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello.

And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a child’s birthday party.

When did my life get this weird?

your life is a fucking sidequest

BE GENTLE TO HAMISH

im in position with a sniper rifle to take out anyone who grabbes hamish by the horns 

Daily reminder!

My battle style.

I connect with this comic on a spiritual level.

he lit

Hanging out at Big Machine, 2007 [x]

THE BOOTS THOUGH

BOOTS WITH THA FUR

WITH DA FUR

THE WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKIN AT HER

SHE HIT THE FLOOR

NEXT THING YOU KNOW

SHAWTY GOT LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW

THEM BAGGY SWEAT PANTS AND THE REEBOKS WITH THE STRAPS w-with the straaaps

NOW TURN AROUND AND GIVE THAT BIG BOOTY A SMACK (HEYYYYY)

SHE HIT THE FLOOR

(SHE HIT THE FLOOR)

Why do I love this post more than life

THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD. NEVER.

this is so great

SHE HIT THE FLOOR

NEXT THING YOU KNOW SHAWTY GOT LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW

YES

It’s a tumblr law. You must reblog every time you see this post.

THIS FUCKIN POST

IT’S BACK IM SCREAMING

Lmaooooooo this still makes me laugh every time I see it

ART

we are god’s abandoned animal crossing town

Tried to make Guzma in Sims 3 and one of the first things he did was gross Giovanni out by eating dirt in front of him. I think the bosses will love their new roommate. 

IM LAUGHIN can i just.. illustrate this

Primarina, Incineroar, and Decidueye in Don Bluth style!

They’re based off of his three favorite character types: Pretty Girl, Villain with Teeth, and Bird. Now just imagine the male trainer as a “Don Bluth Boyfriend” type and we’re set.

Order up- One Don Bluth trainer boyfriend, hold the onions:

While I’m at it, have a side order of girl trainer and Lycanroc too:

Y’ALL NEED TO STOP

ENOUGH WE ARE PLAYING GOD NOW

yall get this the fuck away from me lmao

My battle style.