Your ego is rising sir

ego? is that what you call it? *wink wink*

If I go for a jog now, I can totally have a milkshake later. That’s how adulthood works, right? 

What he said.

hiddlesherethereeverywhere In my dirty mind, I thought of you going for a jog and your milkshakes shaking. And me having them later.

"In my own mind, I’ve unpacked his suitcase of pain. And so, I can easily stand up and defend him even though many of his actions are indefensible." 

What? Where? When?

Helena Bonham Carter and Tom recording for “The Love Book app”

Jesus.  He’s giving her one of those looks, like he gave Thea Sharrock - as if she hung the moon.  Fuckin’ A.  If he ever looked at me like that, I’d just fall over dead where I stood.

I’d buy it!

(x)

"the ice bucket challenge is stupid and it’s not really raising any money or awareness"

So this makes me SUPER happy. One, because it’s awesome, and two, because ALS negatively affects motor neurons, as does CMT (which I have, though with CMT the affect is mostly on peripheral nerves, rather than the spinal chord). ALS research could actually help me personally, and to see so many awesome people participating and being supportive just makes me incredibly happy. :)

Évelyne Brochu

-Inch’Allah (2012)

I seriously doubt that he'd be done in 60 seconds.

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via shakespearee)

ophelia-tagloff

Assholephilia, yo! I’m the “attention-seeking poster slore” now.  Said so this anonymous nonny desperately seeking a shred of attention from a gutter gossip website.

Seems I’m now “acting like I’m some sort of expert on Tom”.  I must have missed that in the benign, straightforward sharing of my photos from the day with my friends and followers.  Burn the witch!!! Uncleeeeeaaan!!!  (Oooh, and you’re being generous, nonny. Probably was only 3 minutes, tops.)

Honestly though, i’d love to know which of my followers is this miserable of a twat.  I have some ideas.  And i kinda just feel sorry for you. :(

lokiwholockfactory adamcansuckme ohhiddles-myhiddles clojury sarabeth72 lisalisa007 hiddleshoneybunny ladytron2000 insanely-smart eve1978 hiddles-reactions jackburtonsays lokilockedcougar angelica-aswald lost-in-contingency theflowerwithoutfragrance laterovaries awolfbeneath winchester87 annamariaesergren annedeadly quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks …

Oh! I’m important enough to have a degrading moniker. Red letter day. But assholephelia? I am disappoint in Nonny. I am anything but an asshole. Whorephelia? Yes. Never-had-a-truly-satisfying-“O”-phelia? At least you’re trying. “O”(My god I think I’m so funny) phelia? That’s actually clever. Feely is sorry she annoys Nonny. Feely must be punished. But Feely needs Nonny to bring it a little harder. Feely doesn’t allow weakly crafted puns. Not in this house. (It’s only going to get worse, Kitten. When the first video drops, it’s going to ratchet up a notch.) I happen to love us. And you, you attention seeking Hiddles expert. Stop sharing the photos. Share them only with me. Then be accused of hoarding them for personal reasons. You, my doll, are screwed either way.

smittentomkitten

ophelia-tagloff 

"Never-had-a-truly-satisfying-"O"-phelia"?  Oh, you lie.  God knows you’re your best lay.

Perhaps I should now switch over to deleting and hoarding the rest of my photos and only share the video with you.  Commence the following ehrmegehhhhhhrdness:

"Poster slore now thinks she’s such a special Tom expert she doesn’t share any of her photos and video!  what a bitch!  i bet she chainsmoked with him and bought buttplugs and flicked butts at babies!"

It’s so predictable it writes itself.

smittentomkitten

I got confused when I read that and saw: “Flicked buttplugs at babies.”

Then I laughed.

Nonny is right. I am an asshole.

ophelia-tagloff

didn’t you hear?  he does that too.  did it constantly in bangor.  he was a buttplug, baby-flickin’ menace. talk of the town, really. i’m surprised he even had time to work on the film.

I’m so sorry you have to deal with this shit. It’s not me, if that makes you feel better. Cowards and bullies, these idiots. 

Oh, I think Feely’s been naughty.  She might need a paddling.

Seriously? I'm out for two hours and this sort of half ass bitch come yammering? This is me right now...

This threesome fic's got some filth in it.

I mean, it is a fucking threesome, so, you know. But dirty talk is making an appearance.

I may or may not be turning myself on thinking about Benedict and Tom saying things like “slut” and “cock-hungry.”

God, I need therapy.