*young republican voice* i don’t see why my rich, rich, rich rich rich, rich rich rich rich, so fucking rich, father should have to pay for poorer boys school lunches. he could spend that money on a racism machine

Brenda had TIME today

“When did you realize you were gay??”

Me:

kimberly yam summing up what it’s like to live as a POC kid in America and making this Asian Latina cry

saving up to fly out to scotland and spot the loch ness monster

somebody really did this

you ever see someone so fine you completely ignore them?

the babadook would never let this happen

hate quiet sex…we not in the library take yo wig off & turn up hoe

this is so ugly khwkfwkngkwngw

Damn not the wig ☠️🤣🤣🤣

Some old fella came up to me at work and asked a question only he didn’t quite figure out if he should call me “sir” or “ma’am” by the time he got to the end of his sentence and in a moment of apparent panic ended up saying “captain” instead. Absolutely made my day.

Ideal pronoun

this is iconic

This shit is so hilarious

Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: …..I gotta…..

“YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt

actual definition of BDE

It’s so true…

This is literally the funniest shit I’ve ever seen