“My harp session turned into a Disney movie”

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i still think about this constantly sorry nia

As someone who worked in a grocery store I absolutely did this to people who I recognized as coming more than twice a week

*misses fruits that are out of season*

Fruit (out of season)

Wow you know if this quarantine extends into next month then people are really gonna be h

Theyre really gonna be hom shdtk

This april 13th we’re all gonna be homeshryodksbfnftk

Happy 2021 everyone

Now focus on me.

stfu....FUCK

i fucking hate gender bro what the fuck is any of this shit

me 15 seconds into a male on male zoom call: actually you know what? *territorial chimp noises*

For example, Stewart Little is mouse-shaped. But he is human. He would be permitted to partake in the Body of Christ. 

Hello?

normalize grocery store violence

normalize me mowing down other customers with my cart

the advice functional people give dysfunctional people is so funny. “get your shit together ahead of time” is not viable advice. my friend w severe depression telling me he just showers with his clothes on sometimes and then hangs them to dry so he doesn’t have to go to the laundry? i keep that one in my back pocket Just In Case

HER.

“why are you like that” well i picked up that big book of illustrated greek myths as a kid and i’ve been this way ever since

i absolutely love this review

me, being oppressed: woah this is just like zootopia