(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

by 2025 engaging in a "situationship" will be punishable by death

WHYY ARE YOU TOUCHING GOBY

Are you in a good headspace to receive ten thousand rapid strikes?

Hate it when someone I know gets poisoned and suddenly it's their whole personality

They get highkey obsessed with antidotes

“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

The sun is out

Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

a bikini top is acceptable clothing for everyday wear, you can drink wherever and whenever you want, never stop smoking, lie to people

friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

well at least at the end of the day its the end of the day

Men will literally study Paracelsus, translate 1600s alchemical texts and distill potions for melancholy before going to therapy