milk tastes like poopoo poopy

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

absolutely

"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "this is a valuable exploration of intimacy and vulnerability that we’re conditioned to recognize only in romantic relationships but that can exist platonically as well" way

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

im hunting americans

My favorite thing about this post is all the Americans in the notes gamely playing along with getting captured by the burger trap.

My second favorite thing is the Americans in the notes going "That won't work on me because [insert an ingredient on the burger they want changed/added/removed]," implying that they would fall for the burger trap if it was their preferred burger order.

カツブシよこせです

Give me bonito flakes!

I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet

like this

People drawing their encounters instead of filming strangers without their knowledge or consent: my beloved

feeling like the health inspector

outcast of the village

I'm so glad to see this blow up actually. this piece feels very important to me, especially that it's not a fanart

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

Nothing like a trip to the uncanny valley to boost your mood

Nothing like a trip to the uncanny valley to boost your mood

Nothing like a trip to the uncanny valley to boost your mood

whenever I see these comments I imagine Im in a busy marketsquare and the merchants are yelling as you walk by

blood test came back i'm full of blood

Is it your blood?

Finders keepers