what was the advice…….

i hate that fuckin baby

whats that one fetish called where you and your partner mutually respect and care about each other very much

love

kinky! i like it

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste

u ever a good person just to flex on ur father

this post is cancelled because you all ruined it

all these candidates talk about “canceling student debt”, did it do something problematic ? 😳

.... yes.... keep people in a cycle of poverty. You twat.

can I get a link to the callout for proof?

love me some enemies to friends to lovers trope

when you’re obsessed with something but have already seen all of it and consumed all fan content for it so you try rewatching it to recapture some of that magic but it’ll never be the same as the first time

When you play an edgy, angst-filled character who doesn’t wanna talk about their backstory: 

**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.

me @ everything nowadays: lol ok