Heaven? That has no hold over me.

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

New favorite cryptid: locals

I’m cyberbullying nintendeals on Twitter for helping cops

Not gonna lie, I’m on a roll today

Seeing OPs name and twitter is 2 punches in the face

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

bro do u really have to circle it when it’s the only thing in the picture

That’s it’s aura

Will you break the wheel with me?

I love the smell of charred flesh in the morning.

i understand that having a pet is really good for mental health (TRUST me i know) but otoh… if u cant consistently take care of ur pet u shouldnt own it. if u cant regularly change ur cats litter or walk ur dog daily or clean ur fish tank or WHATEVER then its cruel to keep ur animal in those conditions… ur their entire world u gotta treat them right. and if u cant do that then you need to reasses if youre really ready to look after another living being like that

When you’re forcing yourself to do a chore or go to the store or anything remotely boring and your brain is just like:

That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh?

well.

This is it. This is the best meme.

acting like polyamory will solve cheating is ….. cracked . lol. infidelity is rooted in lack of respect for your partner and a general absence of integrity and decency. cheating doesn’t happen bc u are Constrained By Oppressive Monogamy. it is a choice. and you are an asshole

Cheating can still happen in polyamory

Every single time.

all i ever think about is how birds are dinosaurs 

is this bird dubstep

I really just wanted this on my blog. Sorry. 

not sorry

A reminder that Kookaburras are a thing that exists.

[A large kookaburra is sitting on someone’s wrist and laughing.]

So you’re telling me the stereotypical jungle animal noise sound effect was a Kookaburra all this time!?

laugh, Kookaburra, laugh

“Listing to the Kookaburra’s pleasant laughing song.”

^I now have a reference point for this lyric!

His knees gave in near the top 😂

Lmfaoooooooooooo