in other news, Belphegor has discovered a heating vent

dear tumblr user. in front of you is a trans woman posting that she headcanons a character to be like her. she has never once denied you your transmasc headcanon posts for the character. all you have to do to survive is go 15 minutes without going into her spaces and saying that you actually view that character as transmasc/genderfluid instead of transfem/just as transmasc as they are transfem. your time starts n- oh. oh theyre already dead

*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????

you understand.

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.

what the fuck are you trying to sell me

captain olimar: oh no.... i've crash landed on a planet and now my ship is in pieces!!! i only have 30 days to escape or i'll die!!!!

the pick min:

the mr beast extension has created a thumbnail that made me laugh so hard my body started hurting

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

Dungeon Silly... Silly in Dungeon (Don't ask why he's naked like that idk?)

Whatever anyway look at these puppies

The results are in: She can haz cheezburger.

thats crasy bro you drew the guys from helldivers 2 as a skinny white girl with huge tits. in an anime style no less. and shes horny? no way. this is totally different than when you drew the guys from lethal company as skinny white girls with huge tits. hey can you stand under this anvil for a second?

I sure can! 💦

hey I'm new to tumblr

here is a rowlet I animated recently as my first post cause why not

falin

Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

Found and saved one from this very hellsite: