What Kind of Bird are You?

what’s ur sign n ur opinion on beer

“The barbie franchise enforces gender stereotypes”

Ken is literally a trophy husband to a successful rich beautiful business woman but okay go off I guess

makin this come back around again bc happy birthday barbie u intelligent gorgeous woman

I saw a documentary on barbie once and it said that in the 50s or 60s when barbie was first made the parents were concerned because she was teaching their daughters that they could have careers instead of just being wives and mothers because she was the first doll that wasn’t a baby doll

It’s like in a Hitchcock movie, you know, where they tie you up in a rubber bag and throw you in the trunk of a car. You find people.

Waiting for Guffman (1996) dir. Christopher Guest

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

dat sass in the last gif holy fuck

THE WAY SHE KEEPS ON SMILING

This is actually a segment John Oliver did where he pulled a BUNCH of receipts on the Miss America pageants. It’s really informative and filled with roasts like these. 15 mins of it.

can you BELIEVE keira knightley didn’t win best actress for Pride & Prejudice (2005) when she is the only actress in history to capture, to the soul, that silent pulse of hysterical amusement when you just cannot believe

a man

is acting

That Way

#This is exactly why she didn’t win #Men didn’t even know that’s what she was doing #Pride and Prejudice [x]

yall may sleep on the pjo movies and you have every right to do so but you cant argue with the fact that logan lerman is the perfect percy. in this essay i will

Jared Fowler - Ile Du Nord, 2013

reblog this with your zodiac sign and your college major in the tags it’s for science

20 Interesting Historical Photos (part 1)

can we get the perfume machine back pls

Perfume machine’s still exist in some trucker stops, fun fact. 

Miss New Zealand is dead on the ground and Miss Cuba is looking at her like, “stay down, bitch.”

Romania, respectfully, what the actual fuck.

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

More, please.

An Oxford comma walks into a bar. It orders a pint of beer, some snacks, and a shot.

A split infinitive used to often walk into a bar.

There is a bar which a preposition-ended sentence walked into.

An emphatic copula did walk into a bar.

A present subjunctive walked into a bar hoping that he be able to order a drink.

A typo walks into a bra

I saw a post that said “I wasn’t myself for months and nobody noticed” I felt that.

one thing i’ve learned is that if you’re always genuinely really nice to everyone around you, you’re not only improving someone else’s life but you gradually develop a more positive mindset by just being consumed with overflowing love and benevolence and let it radiate around you. these traits can conduct so much change in every aspect..

Sunset in Maine

DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE BY NOW

We’re all different.  Especially him. But there’s something kind of fantastic about that, isn’t there?

FANTASTIC MR. FOX 2009 | Wes Anderson

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

Reblogging for love

I got a beautiful feelin’ everything’s going my way!