@monstermonstre / monstermonstre.tumblr.com
btw! I was made aware that many people don't know that we're boycotting Eurovision this year, so.
don't watch the stream, don't engage with the videos, don't post it about it on social media using hashtags that are going to trend.
PARASITE |기생충 (2019) dir. Bong Joon-ho
I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:
You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to arbitration-opt-out@discord.com within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.
These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )
Bad news, @noodelzmop. Arbitration basically means that if you want to sue Discord for whatever reason, the dispute needs to be handled in house. Specifically, in their house. If you don't get this email out, you're basically signing away your right to legal recourse if they do criminally shitty stuff to you, like with the McDonalds app.
I have been told that emailing "I am confirming that as of the date of this email, I am choosing to opt out of binding arbitration to settle disputes with Discord." With the Email you used for your discord account is enough for the notice but take this with a grain of salt as this was not said by a lawyer
reiterating that this only applies to US users
THIRTY DAY LIMIT BTW. I suggest taking sixty seconds to fire off a quick email with op’s recommended text. I have no plans to sue discord but better safe than sorry
jeffrey combs' waist appreciation because i have needs
bonus: (bc this panel drives me into the most feral state possible)
everybody should watch The Evil Clergyman. it's 30 minutes long. Jeffrey Combs and Barbara Crampton are the leads. Barbara's name is misspelled in the opening credits. Jeff is an evil priest and he gets naked. he hangs himself and asks Barbara to kiss him the way she used to as a euphemism for a blowjob. AS HE'S HANGING. it's diabolically sexy and completely stupid. David Gale is there and he plays a rat creature that Jeff Combs kisses and then picks a hair off of his tongue. PERFECT cinema. Jeff is even transgender
we all know this classic way
step 1. take ibuprofen
step 2. jerk off
step 3. YOU ARE NOW ON A TIME LIMIT. YOUR BODY IS FULL OF BOTH ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL PAINKILLERS. YOU HAVE APPROXIMATELY 15 MINUTES TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WHILE BEING PAIN-FREE. USE YOUR TIME WISELY. (i am having a bagel)
he gets it he really does
My problem w the purple category in Connections is that if I get it last I'm like, this was an impossible thing to get and I'm dissatisfied, but if I get it first I'm like, this was insultingly simple and this entire puzzle is falling off. I'm only content getting it 2nd or 3rd
reading in bed
john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus
How my demons look? Now that my pocket’s full 👹🩸
