I know none of you will reblog this because you only care about your pretty-boy celebrities and your contrived “discourse”, but I just undid Dracula’s curse

@dwergaz explain.

Dracula put a curse on his haunted castle. I was the only one brave enough to go in and undo the evil that had been wrought. but you’ve probably already tuned out because this post isn’t about Steven Universe, huh?

DROP THAT ASS DOWN LOW PICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER UP

I did a little animatic for fun today, our FC speculates on a lot of ridiculous things.

For this one we were talking about the one time my friend’s character killed me in one swing as a samurai (when they were confused by the boss) so I decided to be a little dramatic with it for fun lmfao

FYI this blog is EXTREMELY pro-Immortal Keanu Reeves theory, so nonbelievers just get out. I have no time for your Ignorance

d&d spells as memes. i’ll start

power word kill

heroes’ feast

Mirror image

dissonant whispers

counterspell

Vicious Mockery

Charm Person

magic missile

@tomthefanboy

Summon Elemental (Earth)

Delayed Blast Fireball

Polymorph Other

Psychic Scream

Astral Projection

Guardian of Faith

Djura 

I think this one was funnier in my head

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

You at 11:59 P.M. on Sept. 30th vs. You at Midnight October 1st.

ok tom holland is cute and all but he constantly looks like he’s hiding a frog in his mouth and it’s uncomfortably hopping around in there but he can’t open his mouth or the frogs gonna escape

Yo fryman, i’m like a dad or somethin

The Warrior of Light

Illustration of my FFXIV character, Eilis Lyons!

Sketch of Lady Maria!

Sonic is my only friend