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Tales from the lab

Answering questions about semen analysis for fertility testing to very, very awkward men. PRICELESS no you may not use, lube, spit, no interferring substances(okay i have a really hard time being mature about these things, I always almost end up giggling like a loon)…also one patient rambled on and on about how is wife was telling her nurse friend about his semen analysis…..hahahaha…..ohhhh my career is so glamorous

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nicoleoc6

Omg lmao!!!!! I love it!!!

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*Heavy Darth Vader-esque snot nosed breathing* fuck....this....cold.... Lol...

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nicoleoc6

Feeling sick and convincing myself to put on makeup so maybe if I don’t look sick I won’t feel it either dammit! It works right?!… :-/

You are beautimous sick or not and I love you my sissy!!!

Thank youuu, you too! Hope you had a good day today :D

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Feeling sick and convincing myself to put on makeup so maybe if I don't look sick I won't feel it either dammit! It works right?!... :-/

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cracked

What is it about websites that make you log in for no reason? It’s no longer just e-commerce sites trying to get you to create an account while you check out – at least there you can still browse the site and see what’s available without giving them your email and thinking up a hilarious username. Now, huge sites won’t even show you their most basic content without you signing up first. This even includes social networking sites, whose sole reason for existing is making it easy for people to share things.

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nicoleoc6

Yes, I hate this! I may have been thinking about buying a product from you, but if you pull this shit I immediately change my mind.

Source: cracked.com
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nicoleoc6

When I was drinkin’ cottons on the pier…ahhhh….

Omg why can’t I be with you my gorgeous sister sniffle I miss you EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW GOD DAMN GORGEOUS MY SISTER IS MMMM KAY!!!

Lol awwww thank you I wish you had been there my gorgeous sissy hehehe

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"Alone" - Edgar Allan Poe

From childhood's hour I have not been As others were; I have not seen As others saw; I could not bring My passions from a common spring. From the same source I have not taken My sorrow; I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone; And all I loved, I loved alone. Then- in my childhood, in the dawn Of a most stormy life- was drawn From every depth of good and ill The mystery which binds me still: From the torrent, or the fountain, From the red cliff of the mountain, From the sun that round me rolled In its autumn tint of gold, From the lightning in the sky As it passed me flying by, From the thunder and the storm, And the cloud that took the form (When the rest of Heaven was blue) Of a demon in my view.

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Today is surgery

Everyone I have appreciated your well wishes,love, and support!!! in the next few hours I will be having my hydrodistention and urethral dilation surgery… I have every hope it will be successful and help my interstitial cystitis… I will post again as soon as I am more coherent and discharged from the hospital :)

kwheatie thank you lovey! I have a good feeling about this!!!♡♡♡♡ selydra thank you my love thank you all my friends on the way to the hospital now I’m cranky and starving and can’t have water but I will make it thru lmao

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nicoleoc6

I love you sooo much and I'm so glad you messaged me as soon as you woke up lol I was sooo worried! I hope this makes you feel much much better and the pain goes away. I love you!!

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