MONKEY MAN (2024)
Top icons posted to @oldinterneticons in April 2024
me watching old music videos on youtube for three hours straight
how many pieces of jewellry do you wear?
(includes individual rings, necklaces, earrings, piercings, etc)
- none
- 1
- 2-3
- 4-5
- 6-7
- 8-9
- 10+
- i add more/remove more depending on where i am
Remember, whatevr you and yr friends do, there is a miniature mouse version happening at the same time, just like you but with meece, but their desk is constructed of qtips, and their breakfast cereal is 1 big cheerio
(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull
(wizard intercom) good evening passengers. this is the wizard speaking. boy do i have a treat for you
Posts that make you drop everything you're doing and open Audacity
on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
on this day, 8 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
on this day, 9 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
on this day, 16 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
Friendships as a teenager: we used to talk 5 hours every night now it’s down to 3… are we still friends 🤔? I wonder if they don’t like me anymore
Friendships as an adult: omg I’ve finally cleared up 20 minutes of my schedule to talk to my friend I haven’t spoken to in 4 months #bffs #we will find eachother in every life
in the club, straight up "thinkang it". and by "it", lets just say. my thouts
i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.
There is supposed to be a place where no one can reach you. Traditionally, the home, but now we settle for the ocean, the airplane, the summit of a mountain, the middle of a lake, the shower, the womb, the grave
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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:
Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?