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love me and despair

@queeracula / queeracula.tumblr.com

at least you'll sanctify me when i'm dead
grace || 29 || she/her
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superweener

Remember, whatevr you and yr friends do, there is a miniature mouse version happening at the same time, just like you but with meece, but their desk is constructed of qtips, and their breakfast cereal is 1 big cheerio

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godstiel

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

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evilwizard

(wizard intercom) good evening passengers. this is the wizard speaking. boy do i have a treat for you

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grelliam

Posts that make you drop everything you're doing and open Audacity

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reblogged
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fall-out-boy

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 8 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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liquidcoffee

on this day, 9 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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omtai

on this day, 16 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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Friendships as a teenager: we used to talk 5 hours every night now it’s down to 3… are we still friends 🤔? I wonder if they don’t like me anymore

Friendships as an adult: omg I’ve finally cleared up 20 minutes of my schedule to talk to my friend I haven’t spoken to in 4 months #bffs #we will find eachother in every life

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

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There is supposed to be a place where no one can reach you. Traditionally, the home, but now we settle for the ocean, the airplane, the summit of a mountain, the middle of a lake, the shower, the womb, the grave

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