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Or?

There seems to be a lack of "all of the above".

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try as you might

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Hey, this is not my fault.

It's just reality catching up with what the rest of us know

Ahem @tiny-fierce

First character to put a collar in my inbox accepts their role as my pet.

*sigh* My first OTP

Send me one pro and one con you could see with having sex with my character.

(anons welcome)

A/B/O starters (send one for my muse’s reaction)

1- : “Why are you resisting your nature?” 2- : “I can smell it! You’re in heat.” 3- : “I can’t wait to see your/my belly swell with our perfect babies.” 4- : “Fuck! I can feel it/them moving in there.” 5- : “You’re feverish, so stop being stubborn and go lay in the nest.” 6- : “Are those suppressant pills!?” 7- : “Put the glass down. You are pregnant with my kids and I’m not going to let you self-destruct because you can’t cope with _______ ” (ex: your nature) 8- : “Look at your neck. Look at the marks I left. You are mine. And solely mine.” 9- : “Come, I’ll give you a bath to wash the dry slick away.” 10- : “What does my omega want for breakfast/lunch/dinner?” 11- : “You, the alpha, are cooking for me?” 12- : “Why do I even bother when all you do is use your pheromones to push me into rut?” 13- : “I don’t want you to knot me.” 14- : “We are bonded but not married, and your parents are old fashioned. If they find out…” 15- : “Fucking knot me already!” 16- : “I-I can’t stay when you’re… like this…”  (heat) 17- : “Your smell is… intoxicating. If I stay I’m going to knot you.” 18- : “If you don’t want me to breed you, lock yourself in your bedroom. I’m taking the couch.” 19- : “Resisting your/my nature is only going to make it worse.” 20- : “Fuck! You stink of beta pheromones. You could have gone more subtle.” 21- : [ Public place ] “Stay calm. I might have just started my heat.” 22- : “Your cycle is fucked up because of all those suppressants you took.” 23- : “You’re too weak to make a nest.” 24- : “I can’t understand you alphas and omegas, smelling each other like you were meat.” 25- : “Do you really think all omegas want to be fucked by you? Sorry to break it to you, but you can fuck off.” 26- : “You don’t smell it? I’m surrounding myself with betas from now on.” 27- : “You know, I always kind of envied omegas.” 28- : “I-I want… N-no need… I… fuck… I-I’m confused.” 29- : “Your bloodline is not pure. I can’t be bonded to you.” 30- : “Alphas/omegas like you are a disgrace to your nature.” 31-: “I thought you were on suppressants?” 32-: “I don’t know why people don’t like betas. I think you’re amazing.” 33-: “Do you think I’m/you’re pregnant yet?” 34-: “You can’t help me, as much as I want you to.” 35-: “I’m bonded to someone.” 36-: “I wish you could claim me.” 37-: “Can you fuck me and not claim me?” 38-: “I don’t need you. I can do this alone.” 39-: “I’ve gone a long time without an alpha.” 40-: “It’s been a while since I’ve fucked an omega.” 41-: “I need you to claim me as your omega.” 42-: “I never thought I wanted a mate until I met you.“  43-: “I will only claim you as my omega if you love me.” 44-: “You want me to claim you, don’t you?” 45-: “Please, protect me while I’m in heat. I’m not ready to be claimed.” 46-: “I’m afraid of being claimed by an alpha.” 47-: “I don’t want to be claimed by anyone but you.” 48-: “I didn’t know I was an omega until I went into heat around you.” 49-: “Please, tie me down so I don’t do anything I’ll regret while I’m in heat.” 50-: “I don’t care if you’re also an alpha, I want to claim you.” 51-: “I’m the Alpha, you’re the Omega, I give the orders and you follow them.” 52-: “You’re my Omega, and mine alone.” 53-: “As an Alpha, I have the right to claim you, the Omega, and you know that, don’t you?” 54-: “I gotta say, you have a really, really strong scent, even for an Omega.” 55-: “Are you in heat or something? I didn’t even know you were an Omega…” 56-: “Sorry, it was just a question, didn’t mean to upset you!” 57-: “Dude, calm the fuck down. Are all Omegas this easily scared?” 58-: “Woah, so you can get pregnant by an Alpha, even though you’re like, a dude?” 59-: “Y'know, I am an Alpha, I could help you with your heat, if you want me too…” 60-: “Be a good Omega and bend over.” 61-: “You know as an Alpha I can smell that you’re ____, so you might as well tell me what wrong with you.” 62-: “A group of alphas tried to follow me home today.” 63-: “Y'know, nobody is going to know I’m your omega if you don’t mark me as yours.” 64-: “The suppressants haven’t kicked in yet.” 65-: “Do you really think this thing will keep other alphas off of me?” (ex. a collar) 66-: “Can a body grow immune to suppressants?” 67-: “You know, part of me dreads the idea that any child I bare may be an omega and have to grow up in this world while being seen as nothing more than a couple of holes to fuck.” 68-: “Everything is so fucking hot. Why can’t alphas go into heat instead of omegas?” 69-: “Just because of what I am doesn’t mean I’ll submit to just any alpha” 70-: “I got into some trouble today. I sort of punched an Alpha in the face when he touched me. Long story short, there’s a couple of officers at the door who would like to talk to you about getting control of your omega.” 71-: “I’d kill to be a beta right now.” 72-: “I don’t want an alpha.” 73-: “I don’t want an omega.” 74-: “Do you see me at all? Or am I just a couple of holes to fuck?” 75-: “If you didn’t want me, why did you bring me here?”

The Dresden Files, ladies and gentlemen.

Hi. I’m Helga. I don’t believe we’ve met, because I’d certainly remember having you in me.

Given the amount of supernatural entities that I deal with, I cannot preclude the possibility of memory manipulation. 

In either case I’m always interested in introductions. Strictly professional, of course.

I mean, I’m all for professionalism, but when work is done, Helga likes to play, too, get me?

Please, it’s practically a standard rider in my contract, which is why the last element of your summoning was of particular interest to me. Although, perhaps, I could lump that in with one of the aforementioned “things that don’t matter.”

Did you just say my panties don’t matter? I think I’m offended. I picked these out special! They have lace!

Oh the choice of the particular pair matters a great deal. The intention is very much appreciated.

What I mean when I say that they don’t matter is that in the end they are nothing but another barrier in my way when it comes down to it.

Well, I hope that you go down to it, if you catch my meaning.

There’s no ifs about it. Butts, maybe.

And when you’ve been around as long as I have you learn that such meanings make for the the perfect certainties and the most wonderful of surprises.

Uh. Well. *blushes* You have my panties, and I have no doubt I’ll be wanting those back…someday. Feel free to find me at your convenience to, uh, give them back.

Can you blame me if I hold them hostage?

Or at the very least, hold the inevitable necessary replacements hostage. I can be a touch…enthusiastic.

Who said I’d be wearing them around you?

Never discount the element of surprise, dear Helga.

Nor a finely written letter of instruction of what I expect to find you in and explicit detail of how I intend to liberate you of them.

Excuse me? I think you’ve fundamentally misunderstood this dynamic, son. I give the orders around here. *points at pelvis* Don’t like it, move right along.

I don’t mind a woman who knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to express it. I’ve had more than my share in my lifetime, and one that stands out in particular.

Bringing you to the edge and keeping you there is my favourite way of demonstrating the preferred dynamic.

Hi. I’m Helga. I don’t believe we’ve met, because I’d certainly remember having you in me.

Given the amount of supernatural entities that I deal with, I cannot preclude the possibility of memory manipulation. 

In either case I’m always interested in introductions. Strictly professional, of course.

I mean, I’m all for professionalism, but when work is done, Helga likes to play, too, get me?

Please, it’s practically a standard rider in my contract, which is why the last element of your summoning was of particular interest to me. Although, perhaps, I could lump that in with one of the aforementioned “things that don’t matter.”

Did you just say my panties don’t matter? I think I’m offended. I picked these out special! They have lace!

Oh the choice of the particular pair matters a great deal. The intention is very much appreciated.

What I mean when I say that they don’t matter is that in the end they are nothing but another barrier in my way when it comes down to it.

Well, I hope that you go down to it, if you catch my meaning.

There’s no ifs about it. Butts, maybe.

And when you’ve been around as long as I have you learn that such meanings make for the the perfect certainties and the most wonderful of surprises.

Uh. Well. *blushes* You have my panties, and I have no doubt I’ll be wanting those back…someday. Feel free to find me at your convenience to, uh, give them back.

Can you blame me if I hold them hostage?

Or at the very least, hold the inevitable necessary replacements hostage. I can be a touch…enthusiastic.

Who said I’d be wearing them around you?

Never discount the element of surprise, dear Helga.

Nor a finely written letter of instruction of what I expect to find you in and explicit detail of how I intend to liberate you of them.

Hi. I’m Helga. I don’t believe we’ve met, because I’d certainly remember having you in me.

Given the amount of supernatural entities that I deal with, I cannot preclude the possibility of memory manipulation. 

In either case I’m always interested in introductions. Strictly professional, of course.

I mean, I’m all for professionalism, but when work is done, Helga likes to play, too, get me?

Please, it’s practically a standard rider in my contract, which is why the last element of your summoning was of particular interest to me. Although, perhaps, I could lump that in with one of the aforementioned “things that don’t matter.”

Did you just say my panties don’t matter? I think I’m offended. I picked these out special! They have lace!

Oh the choice of the particular pair matters a great deal. The intention is very much appreciated.

What I mean when I say that they don’t matter is that in the end they are nothing but another barrier in my way when it comes down to it.

Well, I hope that you go down to it, if you catch my meaning.

There’s no ifs about it. Butts, maybe.

And when you’ve been around as long as I have you learn that such meanings make for the the perfect certainties and the most wonderful of surprises.

Uh. Well. *blushes* You have my panties, and I have no doubt I’ll be wanting those back…someday. Feel free to find me at your convenience to, uh, give them back.

Can you blame me if I hold them hostage?

Or at the very least, hold the inevitable necessary replacements hostage. I can be a touch...enthusiastic.