i made a playlist of song titles in chronological order
mutuals don't forget to flip me to hear my b-side
I'm collecting these. where is this damn kitchen
Building online businesses
"I'm eating ancestrally!" I chirp in my hyper-modern white kitchen as I pour borax into sour milk and chug it
Does the bovine tuberculosis also reverse pharma damage or
"It's a neat marketing trick from tradwives to position themselves as a dangerous threat that feminists are desperate to take out. It helps sell the central, lucrative fantasy to credulous audiences: That female submission is a woman's natural desire, one that's being stolen from them by sinister feminist forces. And that you, male viewer, would be gifted with a compliant helpmeet of your very own, if not for those dastardly feminists. But these brave women of YouTube, with their picture-perfect make-up and slender-but-curvy physiques, will stand up to those bitches and restore your birthright: A smoking hot 22-year-old housewife who never talks back, never gets tired, never says "no," and never gains weight, no matter how many children she has.
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The tradwives claiming otherwise on social media are playing a shell game. They sneer at feminists for working, but creating online content is work, and often quite lucrative for those who snag huge fanbases. They deride feminists for having ambition, but of course, building an audience in the competitive world of online influencers requires a striver. They want to sell themselves as humble, but the whole "tradwife" genre is built on being aggressively opinionated — and reaping major rewards, both in terms of attention and money. Most "tradwives" online are far more # GirlBoss than even the most outspoken feminist. Their viewers are just too gullible to know what they're consuming is a toxic fantasy."
reader you are UNFUCKABLE and need to stop invading every single tag
i cant help but notice that the chocolate chips cookies you brought to the potluck yesterday had bad vibes. so i went through your cabinets while you were sleeping and checked out the chocolate chips you used. i mean they looked innocent on the surface, they were even fair trade certified. but i just couldn't shake that itching sense that sometning was off. i infiltrated the chocolate company's headquarters by posing as IT support. and you know what I found? the guy who designed the labels got a dui in 2007. so it turns out my instincts were right and you're a terrible person.
I'm sorry what the fuck did you just say ??? This has to be fake.
Invading other countries and violating their soverignty has been what constituted the majority of french history for at least the past 500 years
spotify users: what is the current title of your daylist and what are the first three songs?
I saw some of the greatest minds of my generation fall victim to Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
i'm not really bound to a certain inevitable fate as such it's more of a situationship
sapphic tumblr comic
page 1: introduces Weird Bertha, the town misfit. you can tell she’s a misfit because she’s making this expression: 😔
page 2: depicts how lonely Weird Bertha’s life is and how the whole town avoids her on account of how nonspecifically weird she is
page 3: there’s a monster that eats women! everyone knows about this!
page 4: Weird Bertha grimly accepts that she must be the one to be eaten by the monster because of how nonspecifically weird she is
page 5: the monster appears to devour Weird Bertha, who is still making this face about it: 😔
page 6: but what’s this? the monster has got fat juicy suckable tiddies?!
page 7: the monster licks her lips. “that’s right!” she says. “the legends were about my mad cunnilingus skills all along!”
page 8: epilogue. the villagers are chagrined. Weird Bertha trades this expression 😔 for this one: 😜
... I've been on this hellsite for almost 10 years and I can think of exactly 1 comic that mostly fits this I think you just need to touch grass
rude thing to say about my original comic outline
So like where's the comic chaums
literally working on it but I keep giving the protagonist too much personality
no thoughts head empty just jungkook in a corset
Shirley Jackson, We Have Always Lived in the Castle Vincent van Gogh, Garden at Arles (1888)
i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright