All I Ever Wanted by SpikedCoffee

Life with Derek || Dasey: Derek Venturi/Casey McDonald

From All I Ever Wanted by SpikedCoffee

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

put this in the MOMA

Here she comes

nice

Starting the day with an Otter

Oh. My. God.

It’s like a cat snake and I want an army of them

“all star” by smash mouth, but only using the sounds and beats on my synth (and also anthony “ten second songs” vincent on some other instruments) these titles are getting too long

You can’t tell me Lupita is not an airbender

McGonagall: What did you do?

Fred: Okay, we’ll tell you, but you can’t get mad at us.

McGonagall: What. Did. You. Do.

George: Well first we were just minding our own business-

McGonagall: *slams hands on table* BULLSHIT!

George: WE WERE!

This video,,,, made me so happy? thank????

Today a 27-year-old man I was taking care of in the hospital asked if I could help him get boosted up in his hospital bed because, and I quote, “You look strong.  Like, you look like you could take a motherfucker out.”

That is the most flattering thing that a patient has ever said to me, and I’m counting the little old lady who told me my eyebrows were beautiful, and the very deaf old German man who yelled at me that I was “WONDERFUL!!! MADE BY GOD TO BE A NURSE!!!!!”

#OP IS A BUFF NURSE W/ KILLER EYEBROWS

DAMN FUKKIN STRAIGHT I AM

I also have beautiful skin, according to three separate little old ladies on three different nights.  And if three little old ladies say so, it must be true.

Dried up paint out of the tube

credit

Dear Anyone Who Hates Cats

My cat literally sleeps next to my face until she thinks I’m asleep and then she’ll move to the end of my bed. If I wake up at night she’ll go back up to me head and stay with me until I fall asleep again. In the morning she’ll follow me when I call her. She’s a precious lil nugget.

My best friend!!!!

I LOVE HER.

i would die for that cat

infinity war spoilers: dumbledore dies

Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)

I love this man

Tips from my dad about buying a car

- Go in at the end of the month - Buy the model of the year right before the model for the next year comes out (dealers get desperate to sell the old models) - Refuse to put any money down. Say that if they ask you to put down money, you’ll leave - Seriously. If they ask you to put down money say you need to go and walk out - If there’s another dealership nearby, tell them that you’re walking there right after you leave - If a deal seems unfair but you really like the car, tell them you’re going to another dealership and leave. Chances are, they’ll call back the next day with a better deal - If possible, after the first call wait till the last few days of the month and they’ll likely call again with an even better deal - Look around for family and friends that need a car. If you buy more than one car from the same dealership you’ll get a much better deal - If a family member/friend is looking for a used car while you’re looking for a new car or vice versa, still get the used car from the same dealership - If you decide to buy a new car after a few years, trade in the old car and buy a new one from the same dealership. Companies appreciate loyalty and will likely offer you a lower price