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seikkun

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

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seikkun

catchymemes

so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and he’s cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldn’t really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.

someone already posted this but the kicker is at the end of return of the king where frodo sees the fellowship again and calls out to everyone by name except for legolas lmaooo

friendlybatteringram

lycheesodas

PLS i swear i saw this in another version of this post but i can’t find it now 😭

if anyone knows who wrote this scenario tag them so they can have credit asldfjslkf

lycheesodas

@pretend-im-not-there is the one who wrote the previous scenario! and @insomniarama came up with froyo and ham 😂 so:

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the-barrelrider

weonsinnombre

klaus-laserdisc

I know I’m the old technology freak but… These new fridges are terrible. Trust me.

I was a tech for a while and serviced them. You’d be lucky to get 3 years without a major failure.

Strong beige box lasts for 20+ years and plus it comes with The Guy

lastvalyrian

do you also have to uh. “service” The Guy?

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tripletigersashay

grimeclown

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

grimeclown

Hospital

grimeclown

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

grimeclown

I feel like we’re getting off topic

bitegore

So is pepsi if you steal it?

grimeclown

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

aromancy

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

testicularmanslaughtrr

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

grimeclown

Huh?

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

grimeclown

star-lara

am I having a stroke????

felagund-fiollaigean

you might want to go to the hospital then

sherlockfandomtandem

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

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madame-hobbit

yearofthepearl

How to Tell

by ttanner2448

lathalea

Ok, this post is too brilliant not to share it 2389758375874 times 🤣🤣🤣 (and hey, I haven’t shared it this year yet!)

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too-close-to-morrow

auckie

When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

auckie

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

kalichnikov

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spawn1644

lastvalyrian

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

cosmic-aria

This one?:

goldturnedgray

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel)

katco-cereal

1-800-blurambles

here u go

choclay ornage is also pretty high up there

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ragingpunsexual

I love the idea of Spock being super queer, highly expressive and very emotional from a Vulcan view point. Like...

What humans see:

GIF by asysto-le

What Vulcans see:

GIF by 9116

nudityandnerdery

Vulcans seeing Kirk as a version of Gritty seems incredibly accurate, too.

dduane

(chuckle) Headcanon accepted.

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alamogirl80

spongebobssquarepants

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spawn1644

erin-margaret

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the-barrelrider

vulcankisseshuman

angrywarrior69

Why is Ian wearing the most massive uggs I’ve ever seen

Because he can

lesbiansforboromir

because he’s GAY next question

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empty-waterbottles

livepasthope

feels weird to be sitting in my living room while there's an attempted coup happening on a wednesday afternoon

murielswedding

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alamogirl80

tennant

PEDRO PASCAL as Oberyn Martell GAME OF THRONES — 4.03 “Breaker of Chains”

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luke-skywalker

#best Star Wars quote ever

alamogirl80

precious oblivious angel

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alamogirl80

starssight

*touches things*

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wisherwell

snuv

motherfucker ultimate

marioatwlink

I Demand Coca Cola

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exceptionalcelestial

oftentimes when you look back on media you enjoyed as a child it's like hello why did they let a 14 year old fight a dragon? but star wars holds up. luke is 19. his reaction to losing his whole family is to say "alright, let's do this. I'm gonna learn to meditate and hire a sexy drug dealer and his friend who's a furry to be my uber across the galaxy so I can blow up a fascist government" that's something only a 19 y/o would do