[When there's only one job you want and you've long since fucked up your chances of getting it and you don't know what to do]
this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now
OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!!
omg
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
WHAT A DREAM
Finally, some good fucking interior design
you know the economy is in shambles when all of us are looking at a moderately spacious single bedroom apartment like a Bolshevik at the Romanov imperial palace
one time my friend had surgery on her hip/knee and we went to visit her in the hospital and she was like “hey guys, check out what i have! it’s this cool button that, when I press it, it gives me more morphine!” and sure enough she had a little tube with one end attached to her IV or whatever and one end with a button on it, and every time she pushed the button it gave her morphine
and she just kept pressing it and pressing it and giggling and getting loopier and loopier, so we went to ask a nurse if that was OK or if she was just going to overdose herself
and the nurse said that the morphine button is on a self timer limit and she had already maxed it out and won’t be able to get more for a few more hours, but she can just press the button as many times as she wants and thanks to her already being on the max dose of morphine she was just placebo effect-ing herself into the fucking stratosphere
it was a great image, my friend over there high as balls like I HAVE UNLIMITED MORPHINE POWER!!!! *press press press press* and the nurse like “nah that button isn’t doing shit but she’s having fun”
[Saw Abigail with my friends tonight and it was SO fucking good. Fucking hilarious.]
Loki's different suits ✨ (+ costumes)
HOUSE M.D (2004 - 2012) I 8.20 Postmortem
At what point do I just have to accept that life isn't going to get better
CHRIS HEMSWORTH Thor: Love and Thunder (2022) dir. Taika Waititi
CRIMSON PEAK (2015) dir. Guillermo del Toro
Yes I want to watch the new Thor movie for the plot
The plot: