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Loki Friggason

@kingxfmischief / kingxfmischief.tumblr.com

My name is Loki Friggason, God of Mischief and Lies. I am the second prince of Asgard, and the rightful king of Jotunheim. I have been pardoned of my crimes, and I am free once more. My youngest child is as free as I, under the protection of both the Allmother and myself; it is unwise to wish harm upon her if you wish to keep your life. I am Loki Friggason, and I am free. [Indie canon divergent Loki. Thor: The Dark World and following MCU movies do not apply to my Loki's backstory or portrayal. Multiverse and multiship; please read about and rules pages. Background by historypowered.]
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one time my friend had surgery on her hip/knee and we went to visit her in the hospital and she was like “hey guys, check out what i have! it’s this cool button that, when I press it, it gives me more morphine!” and sure enough she had a little tube with one end attached to her IV or whatever and one end with a button on it, and every time she pushed the button it gave her morphine

and she just kept pressing it and pressing it and giggling and getting loopier and loopier, so we went to ask a nurse if that was OK or if she was just going to overdose herself

and the nurse said that the morphine button is on a self timer limit and she had already maxed it out and won’t be able to get more for a few more hours, but she can just press the button as many times as she wants and thanks to her already being on the max dose of morphine she was just placebo effect-ing herself into the fucking stratosphere

it was a great image, my friend over there high as balls like I HAVE UNLIMITED MORPHINE POWER!!!! *press press press press* and the nurse like “nah that button isn’t doing shit but she’s having fun”

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