Long sigh I’m. back
This is so adorable:
1) those two guys don’t know each other at all, they both stopped independently when they saw the kitten
2) they both come to the conclusion that it was abandoned, and seem really distraught and concerned as to how it ended up there
3) the biker says he’d take the kitten home himself, but he’s allergic, so the pink and grey shirt guy agrees to look after it instead
OK, since people are asking, here’s an extremely rough translation:
Moto: No! There’s a little kitten in the road! You’re kidding!
Pinkgrey: *something unintelligible*
M: Yeah, yeah!
P (in English, to an oncoming driver): Stop!
M (to the kitten): No! Come here, you. *kissing noises* C’mon. Little one, what are you doing here? No, little one.
P: *unintelligible*
M: I don’t know. I’d take him, but unfortunately I’m allergic. But, y’know, can’t leave him here. ??? little one, c’mon. Lost, someone abandoned him. How did he end up here?
P: Give him to me.
M: Are you gonna take him? Oh, thank you so much. ???, fortunately.
P: *unintelligible*
M: But it’s so weird that he was here, in the middle of the road. Oh, he’s so cute.
*cut*
M: Alright, thank you very much. No, of course - have a nice day, goodbye!
Thank you 🙏🏼
I feel like it’s important that yall know he doesn’t just say “little one”, he says “p’tit loulou” which can translate to “lil darling” or “lil sweety” which is litteraly the cutest thing ever
C R I M E S
do u watch Podcast But Outside
nat 20 on deception
I’m not about to kinkshame a whole aquarium but
carry me into the sunset, my cephalopod prince
friends, you don’t understand. This ad campaign was goddamn HUGE. They bought out the entirety of multiple train stations in Boston with these. There are so many more, and they’re all this same beautiful combination of questionable/amazing.
This is the best thing in my life
Great, now we gotta kinkshame the cephlapods
1) the cephalopods have done nothing, these adverts were made by humans, do not blame these innocent creatures for the things that make you uncomfortable.
2) Jellies are not cephalopods they’re medusozoas
3) …ngl i really really love cephalopods i think they’re fascinating and octopodes especially are SUPER THRILLING to me because they’re so fucking smart, and I would feel, frankly, honored to be embraced by an octopus.
…It’s just occurred to me that I am possibly part of the target demographic for this ad campaign.
The Owl in The Attic and Other Perplexities, James Thurber, 1931
Jack gets pegged by Sally and Oogie Boogie walks in on it
at work today i found out im a bard :/
The Cats movie and the ‘live action’ Lion King exist at opposite ends of a spectrum but idk what said spectrum is
i love ponyo because shes 5 and shes just bastard about it
1938 Trades Union Congress (TUC) poster encouraging workers to join unions
big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing “bazinga” so i have a word i can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill
“Bazinga” and “everypony” are the closest we will get to real-world dragon shouts.
me: learns something absolutely cursed i wish i could unlearn
me, texting a friend: hey guess what i just found out
You’ve heard of Luigi’s Mansion, now get ready for...
Waluigi’s Apartment
It’s not haunted or anything Waluigi just attacks all the other tenants with a vacuum cleaner
Twilight
nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???
no dont kill me im so sexy aha
This sounds like a line from Tommy Wiseau’s ‘The Room’