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"I cannot play with you," the fox said. "I am not tamed."
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gendice

no greek god is inherently and wholly “good” or “bad” because they were all flawed and imperfect in some way with different facets of personality and character to serve as a reflection of society and human nature itself  

oh except for zeus he was a straight up absolute bastard

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seven-oomen

fuck zeus

do NOT. 

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gierlsquad

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

I’ve never related to anything more in my life

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systlin

I remember the first time I tried drying catnip in the food dehydrator, and accidentally invented a cat vape station. 

Came home to all three of them (only had three at the time) literally laying on/around the dehydrator stoned out of their little kitty minds. 

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Dog breeds are all just…. fan content that humans made of God’s ‘The Wolf’

Chihuahuas are just…. Wolf Chibis

Border Collies are Farm AU

Huskies respect canon a lot but like… goofier

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Visual Shitpost

Borzoi:

Anime Proportion

Anime style

  • Curvy
  • Very Long Leggy
  • Alien Face
  • Very Skinny
  • Very Tol
  • Wild Hair
  • Tail Sometimes

God: “Is that supposed to be a wolf?”

Human, holding a dachshund: “It’s just my style.”

In 2037 God sues us for copyright

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sketchmocha

@edenfenixblogs Frenchies are a shitpost that suddenly became viral

Hahahhahahahha because everyone loved it so much.

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nat-20s

A definitive rating of Daredevil artists based solely on how cute they draw Foggy Nelson

finally ranking them by what’s important

Bill Everett

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An infant. Still unsullied by literal decades of Matt’s bullshit. A good good boy. 10/10

Wally Wood

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Classy. Lovin’ the look he’s rockin. However, points off for being a very generic comics man, does not have fully formed Friend Shape.  7/10

John Romita Sr.

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Look, to be fair the only image I could find of this Foggy is of him being threatened by Spider-man (you know how it is) so this is probably not an entirely fair represenation of this man’s art. That being said, still has generic comic man syndrome and I don’t like the hair. 6/10

Gene Colan

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See, now, that’s my fuckin’ BOY! The official start of the Anime Bangs™ that Foggy will continue to rock for the next fifty goddamn years. I love him. 11/10

 Bob Brown

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I’m sorry but this cover is just FANTASTIC so I included all of it rather than cropped Foggy. In general the look is okay but the context is amazing and my man is rockin’ the suit. 10/10

Gil Kane

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Another example of me being only able to find one Foggy image, so again not an entirely fair judgement, but based on this alone like…oof. Girl get your eyebrows done. Get rid of the sideburns. Bring back the bangs.  Where is his good good roundness??? Bad overall. 3/10

Frank Miller

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Frank Miller I hate literally everything you stand for and you were one of the worst things that ever happened to Foggy Nelson in terms of how you wrote his character and if I ever meet you IRL we WILL be fighting in the back of a Denny’s parking lot but I am judging this not on the content of the story but the artistic look of Foggy alone and based JUST on the visuals…goddammit. I love this. I love everything about this. Foggy is a fucking sartorial nightmare and I would lay down my entire life for him just because of that jacket and bowtie. You won this round, Miller. 12/10

David Mazzucchelli

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A solid Foggy. I like the two-toned lighting things going on. A little jockish for my taste though. 9/10

John Romita Jr.

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The eyes. The eyes are where this falls flat for me. (I’ve looked at other images and they all are just a little off). Like the bangs? Excellent. The roundness? Very good. But yeah I’m unsettled. Still a good 7/10.

 Lee Wicks

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I’ve seen how he draws Foggy in long shots and it’s fine so I don’t know why this image is so extremely cursed. Mr. Wicks, why did you give him the face of a pug??? Bad. Points gained back for the green bowtie pink shirt combo tho. 4/10

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Mad Max Fury Road is the best because it screams in your face “HEY LOOK HERE’S A V8 INTERCEPTOR AND A MASSIVE FUCKING TRUCK COVERED IN SKULLS AND A GUITAR FLAMETHROWER AND BIG ACTION SEQUENCES AND EXPLOSIONS, ISN’T THAT COOL??????” and then it gently takes your shoulder and whispers in your ear “but you know what’s cooler? respecting women & dismantling the patriarchy”

pretty much

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WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO HERE

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orriculum

in a dnd game i had to role-play my bard asking the princess to marry him so i word-for-word quoted mr darcy’s proposal to elizabeth from the end of the book and now the half of my group that has never read pride and prejudice thinks im a hopeless romantic

@ccea here you go

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starting comics: should.. should i read this too? the recommended list is already too long but i want to be Well Versed™ among the fellas

sooner than you’d think: fuck this issue and fuck that issue too and that writer can go suck three entire asses did the artist even TRY i don’t care it will all be retconned anyway here’s my version of how the characters should be portrayed they have traits from three different earths

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charlemane

the thing about Spock is, like, whenever he comes in for a checkup or whatever, McCoy’s all like “god these readings are so fucked but that’s normal for you so… carry on i guess”

but unless I’m wrong about this (and I could be, i’m not That Deep into the lore yet) Spock is one of the first (if not the first) documented Vulcan-Human hybrid to survive into adulthood? so there actually isn’t an established normal for him. like you can take all the readings you want when he’s at rest and seems to be in good health and extrapolate from those, you can make predictions based on the norms of Vulcan anatomy and human anatomy, but there’s so much range between the two and so little precedent that there are bound to be unknowns

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spock has two sets of eyelids and no one else knew about this until he temporarily went blind. if an entire second set of eyelids could come as a surprise just imagine what else is going on under the surface. there are so many question marks here.

i feel like this is what McCoy thinks about at 3am

Spock: Nothing to worry about, doctor, my Superior Vulcan Physiology ™ and I are in perfect operating condition

McCoy, watching the medical tricorder go the most batshit it’s ever gone during a routine physical examination:

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