Stairway to Heaven

i literally wear the same three outfits every week i’m only a tier or two above a cartoon character it makes me sad

So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

Spill it! Lol….Hooooowwwww?? Had migraines since age 9….😓😓😓

Its called the T4 push, but I literally can’t find the info online????? I guess I’m not searching good enough? These medical fuckers are holdin out on us lol.

It’s best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if you’re alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)

Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one that’s most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.

Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.

If you don’t have to worry about being burned or hanged, then share the info with your migraine suffering friends.

As someone who wrote a 10k word paper on pressure points for a high belt ranking test in her martial arts class, I can tell you that you just found a pressure point used in acupressure and acupuncture to relieve pain, particularly that in the head. :)

Hand to god we discovered this by accident when my husband was rubbing my neck and I nearly collapsed it felt so good

This post was sent by literal angels??? I’ve had a persistent low-level headache for nearly 24hrs and now it’s gone??? In 30 seconds? What gods did you sacrifice to for this information!?!?

@missdreawrites

I’m lost, where is my 1st, 2nd, 3rd, or 4th vertebrae? I mean, am I counting up from the bottom of the spine, or am I counting down from the top? And how do I know how many vertebrae I’ve gone down (or up)?

Help … I have had recurring headaches all my life (mixed migraines and tension), taking nortriptyline does reduce the frequency and intensity but doesn’t stop them altogether.

For those of you who may not know, heres a handy diagram. You want the pressure to be as dead center of your spine as possible.

— you’re seriously so beautiful, and you don’t even realize.

When your history professor schools you in front of the entire world.

AU where everything is exactly the same except instead of wanting to fuck Pennywise the clown y'all are normal functioning human beings

I fucking hope so 

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

Are you fucking kidding me

i think bo burnham is my sugar daddy

ok but did he deliver

of course 

OH MY GOD

It’s too late to kinkshame Lestat probably

i’m kinkshaming him anyway

Anne Rice is going to sue everyone on this post

Dude, is this yours, I think you dropped it back there by Thomaslav Jagnjic

I love their art and naming scheme so much

Me today

this is hilarious

can we talk about Legolas in the back tho

I feel like I need to rewatch the entire series just focusing on Legolas.  

It’s worth it.

The best part of this post is Orlando Bloom literally had no idea what was going on 95% of the time. He said in an interview once that no one ever told him anything and he just stood in the back ground making faces.

I like to imagine that this is true of the character as well as his actor; Legolas is a bit of an airhead by elven standards, and he honestly hasn’t the slightest idea what’s going in during most of the scenes he appears in. He’s just cultivated a knack - through centuries of practice - for picking up just enough clues from context to make grand, vaguely apropos pronouncements at appropriate junctures, thus giving the impression that he’s a lot more tuned in than he really is. His internal monologue is something like:

“Oh, hell, they’re looking at me. I should probably say something - okay, how was that? Yeah, they’re all nodding; whew, bit of an arrow dodged there. Back to thinking about kittens…”

But they value our lives even less

Ok but look:

I’m really screaming

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. 

Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)

Some people take massive leaps to turn something innocent into a fucking issue

When people get annoyed even by your thoughts

you (on the left): boring, afraid of breaking the rules, trend follower

me (on the right): esoteric, unafraid to shake things up, overflowing with untapped power and energy 

Legend has it that if you look at these photos long enough, you begin to hear the cries of thousands of emos all around the world.