Kiss my piss

descending into madness. y’all want anything?

How do I look yellow man

anybody know what to do with it all

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

i don't wanna be productive i wanna tongue kiss a man in his 40's

my favorite critically acclaimed movie

(guy who acts weird in real life already) no one can know i act weird on the internet

halos

pov: u find herbert west like this after the miskatonic massacre wyd

Fangs in my neck

Please

Please

Please

Hello

It’s a content warning to you. To me it’s the reason it’s on my reading list

if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!